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[Loud Whispers]

1806: I own your drawer full of socks.

[quip]

1807: You believe socks are always relevant to everyday life and have gone out of your way to get some before.

[TolyK]

1808: You yell "mine" when you see socks in a computer matching game your brother's playing.
1809: Even when you're playing on the piano at the same time. (True story)

[NewsMuffin]

You tell your family to stock up on Aluminum for it's value.

Uh... Uh... we totally don't do this...
Wait, yes we do. Aluminum is fucking valuable, and people pay for it! As is copper. Copper wiring brings in a good sum as well, better than aluminum.
EDIT: Guess I should be on-topic...
1810: You are afraid of parrots, because you think they'll steal your things and kill your family.

[Sus]

1810: You are afraid of parrots, because you think they'll steal your things and kill your family.

1810½ (corollary): You were forcibly removed from a nature reserve for trying to kill all the goddamn keas before they steal your stuff.

1811: You consider soap or ash to be an entirely appropriate building material for walls, floors, paved roads etc.
1812: You think a +food bin (nether-cap)+ and some magma would be the perfect way to cut your electric bill.
1812½ (corollary): You've also considered running a generator on a Dwarven Water Reactor.
1813: All plants can be brewed. Agriculture would run so much smoother on Plump Helmets and Cave Wheat.
1814: Your clothes menace with spikes of alpaca wool1), cavy bone and hematite.
1815: Your definition of "rock instruments" is a -chert flute- and a *microcline piccolo*
1816: You don't feed your dog, ever.

l1)I've always sort of wondered how silk, cloth or wool can be turned into menacing spikes...

[TolyK]

1817: You have huges pastures for your tame elephants.

[RedKing]

1818: You automatically assume all world leaders are either shapeshifting demons or vampires.

[TolyK]

1819: .. or from another civilization.
1820: .. or another race altogether, especially elven.

[TinyPirate]

1821 you value your and your friends pets based on how much meat and bones they would generate when slaughtered. Bonus points for non-grazers.

[Loud Whispers]

1822 - You remember that games other than Dwarf Fortress exist. Then you realize you forgot games other than Dwarf Fortress exist.

[Sus]

1823: You see -«*quality tag*»-s around RL objects.
1824: You have become attached to a +wooden training sword+.
1825: The logs in your fireplace aren't logs, they're ‼log‼s. (Not that it would stop you from trying to pick them up...)

[JackOSpades]

1826: someone tells you that you "have a drinking problem" and you reply that no you shouldn't because you have your still running and have plenty of barrels stockpiled.

1827: you have a still and a stockpile of barrels.

1828: someone tells you to "Go to hell" and you seriously consider whether or not your ready yet.

1829: you are stockpiling weapons and training constantly because someone told you that the carnival is coming to town.

[Rose]

1830: You're deathly afraid of clowns.

Nevermind, that's normal.

[MaximumZero]

1830: You're deathly afraid of clowns.

Nevermind, that's normal.

The ampersand, however...

[BinaryBeast1010011010]

I can't use it anymore without a shudder...