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[SquatchHammer]

3771: (For the older players) When you go to the house you grew up in and want to reclaim fortress.
4771: When you go on a thread and thing how many times it had been reclaimed.
5771: When you sit down on a laptop in public and try to zoomcre to figure out what people are thinking.
6771: When you sit down and think how do all the cities are not frozen in 0 fps then think how many computers are in there probably making the fps go up
7771: Then try that in your own fortress.

[Sus]

1778: You have a dream where you try to solve a fort engineering problem and never get it right. That annoys you so much you wake up.
1779: That neighbour who's lived in 10+ different towns is almost certainly a vampire! Better wall him in and see if he gets thirsty...
1780: New York is the most terrifying city in the world.
1781: You "admired a fine Table recently" and think you have "a sharp intellect" but "quite poor focus".

[Trapezohedron]

1782: You avoid getting near coffins, fearing that its inhabitant might rise and cast curses on you.

[jaxy15]

1783: You avoid rain because you're scared that it will make your spine start rotting.

[Sus]

1784: While driving to work, you spot a badger on the side of the road. Your first thought is "Thank Armok it's dead! o_o; "

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[TinyPirate]

1785: this literally happened to me: I saw a pile of bags of coal at the supermarket and immediately thought "Awesome! I didn't think this map had coal!"

1786: You look around the lobby of your new work building and think that the architects failed to optimize for traffic flow.

[TolyK]

You get fired from a construction company for:
e+1787: Trying to support a house by one pillar
e+1788: Using "cave-in" tactics to remove buildings
e+1789: Linking mysterious levers to various traps
e+1790: Using retracting spears and giant serrated disks in any way
e+1791: Killing things with drawbridges

[NTJedi]

1792:  You leave all doors unlocked when sleeping despite frequent deaths of family and friends being drained of blood while asleep.

1793:  You discover boulders being flung at you from catapults will only leave scratches on you.

1794:  You find yourself strategically planning your tantrum spiral while at work.

1795:  You've ordered a wooden shield on ebay, knowing it's far better than any metal shield.

1796:  You find yourself drinking lots more beer, rum, ale and wine.

1797:  You discover yourself wearing only one sock and will casually toss your clothes anywhere and anyplace on the ground.

1798:  You've replaced the front door of your house with a drawbridge.

[Loud Whispers]

1799: You lick the coppernickel coin (1)

1800: Attack : Pointy stick : Upper body : impossible

the severed part sails off in an arc

[Fishybang]

1801: You Wake up on the sofa and go "By Armok!"

My Family looked at me very funny after that.

[Myiagros]

1802:

[kisame12794]

1795:  You've ordered a wooden shield on ebay made a wooden sheild, knowing it's far better than any metal shield.

FTFY

[Leatra]

1803: You throw sands, coins and pebbles at people, hoping to hit them in the head, jamming the skull into the brain and tearing the brain!

[jaxy15]

1804: You make socks and go around slapping people with them.

[TomiTapio]

1805: You wonder who *really* owns your drawer full of socks.