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[NotPete]

1687: You know the moon landing was faked. Why you ask? Because they can't go higher than 15 z-levels above the highest ground in the embark zone! Duh!

[Aramco]

1687: You know the moon landing was faked. Why you ask? Because they can't go higher than 15 z-levels above the highest ground in the embark zone! Duh!

1688: You think the Earth must've been generated with the advanced parameters set to allow for more height than that.

[Fniff]

1689: All you do at work is hang around in the break room staring at your co-workers and shouting that you are on break when someone tries to budge you.

[VeriDF]

1690 You try to hunt some animals when you go out with your trained hunting dog.

[Perapsam]

1691: You accidentally open up a gateway to Hell whilst digging out your new cellar.

[Ahrimahn]

1689: All you do at work is hang around in the break room staring at your co-workers and shouting that you are on break when someone tries to budge you.

Yeah but they never supply me any Lye or Oil to use my skills at making exquisite fungus scented soaps!

[Nasikabatrachus]

1692: You think "Is this container magma safe?" when you're microwaving leftovers.

[Bigf00t]

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU PLAY DF TOO MUCH?

Reason 1693: You, along with a group of wildly varying people, manage to think up 1693 reasons how you know that you play the game too much, and not one person has gone to see a (RL) therapist.

[quip]

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU PLAY DF TOO MUCH?

Reason 1693: You, along with a group of wildly varying people, manage to think up 1693 reasons how you know that you play the game too much, and not one person has gone to see a (RL) therapist.

1694:You don't understand why you'd need to see a therapist, one of the main advantages of them is that no-one has to spend half an hour searching for dorfs, why take away this advantage?
695:You don't know why coming up with 1693 reasons why you play DF to much is a bad thing.

[Acanthus117]

1696: When your family was killed in a humorous magma-related accident, you were placated by your bitchin' crib and your sweet digs.

[vhappylurker]

1696: When your family was killed in a humorous magma-related accident, you were placated by your bitchin' crib and your sweet digs.

1697: ...and if that wasn't enough, the truly impressive dining room with in-door waterfall is all the therapy you need.

[rhesusmacabre]

1698: Upon awakening from a coma, the first thing you ask for is an update on df.
1699: You make your house (and furniture) out of orthoclase because it looks just like gold.
1700: When reading fantasy novels, you visualize them in ascii.

[quip]

1699: You make your house (and furniture) out of orthoclase because it looks just like gold.

1701:On second thoughts, you prefer microline, with it you can pretend you've got such a surplus of 'Cotton candy' (as you insist on calling it) that you can afford to make chairs and tables out of it.

[Shook]

1702: You can't headbutt people because it isn't an attack listed in your raws.

[Urk]

1703 You start to see dwarf fortress references in all movies, like in "Willy Wonka & Chocolate factory"

Oompa loompa compilation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw

At first minute you see that there is dwarfen pump operators working, and some others dumping sugar bags to underground river.

...and next you see group of dwarfes hauling blue colored megabeast to refuse stockpile.

...you will understand that their skin color is what it is because of diet onlyconsisting of plump helmets and wine made from it.

...and at last minute you see group of new recruits in white leather armor first hanging around randomly and then have some wrestling spar session.


This nigtmarish boat trip that children must make to get candy makes you understand why films name contains "&".

Can he really do this to those poor children... oh yes Candyman can!