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[Aramco]

1561: Your desktop is cluttered with launchers of DF with various mods.
(Partially guilty )

1562: You only have one icon on your desktop. Dwarf Fortress. (Or, possibly, also Therapist.)

[optimumtact]

1562: You only have one icon on your desktop. Dwarf Fortress. (Or, possibly, also Therapist.)

1563: You have a grub boot menu item that exists solely to bootstrap linux to the point where it can play df. It's your default setting with a pause time of 2 seconds.

[Angel Of Death]

1564: You have a pc ONLY for DF.

[Kogut]

IIRC, it already is. Many times.

You know this ^

1565. You have still in your room.
1566. You make booze without access to water

[TolyK]

1564: You have a pc ONLY for DF.

1567: You borrow a supercomputer ONLY to play DF on it, and it works only because you've modded DF code to be multithreaded.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

1564: You have a pc ONLY for DF.

1567: You borrow a supercomputer ONLY to play DF on it.

1678: Even then you have your population cap set to 80

[TolyK]

...
see the edit 
(I'm just sleeping right now, so... )

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Heh, my sgin came before your edit =P

[Kogut]

1679: Your first reaction for real life agression is [ s ][ a ][ k ][ r ]

[Rose]

1680: You seriously consider changing international travel plans to be able to make it to a meetup.

(sadly, I can't make it. just too soon.)

[vhappylurker]

1681: You watch your old childhood cartoons and immediately try to figure out how to turn them into a workable mod. (Transfortress! More than meets the toad.)

1682: You carefully comb through all your dwarfs' personalities so you can assign them fitting names.

[Aramco]

1683: You wonder how hunger can possibly exist in the world with the fact that a tiny farm plot can feed an entire fortress.

[Azated]

sgin [NAN] - You notice that in the last three pages, the sgin numbers have varied wildly.
sgin [NAN2] - You genetically modify some random vegetable and create a purple plant that can feed the entire world with a simple 10x10 plot and one farmer.
sgin [NAN3] - You only eat said purple plant.
sgin [NAN4] - Your blood is now purple as a result.

[Fniff]

1684: You expect your cat to mate and not eat anything it's entire life.
1685: You break any instrument being played, because instruments don't work in the current version.

[Angel Of Death]

1686: You go into a shop, pick something up and attempt to buy it. You wonder why the item costs a set amount of money.