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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #960 on: April 18, 2011, 01:45:57 pm »
1571: You believe you are your own adventurer so strongly that your body mimics the damage you receive in the game.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #961 on: April 18, 2011, 07:42:30 pm »
1572: You fear the
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #962 on: April 18, 2011, 07:54:05 pm »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on April 18, 2011, 07:42:30 pm
1572: You fear the
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sign.

1573: You just punched the monitor and ran away.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #963 on: April 18, 2011, 08:13:39 pm »
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on April 18, 2011, 07:54:05 pm
Quote from: SirAaronIII on April 18, 2011, 07:42:30 pm
1572: You fear the
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
sign.

1573: You just punched the monitor and ran away.

1574: You just flooded your house with magma.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #964 on: April 18, 2011, 08:21:50 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 18, 2011, 08:13:39 pm
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on April 18, 2011, 07:54:05 pm
Quote from: SirAaronIII on April 18, 2011, 07:42:30 pm
1572: You fear the
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
sign.

1573: You just punched the monitor and ran away.

1574: You just flooded your house with magma.

1575: Your house has always been flooded with magma, or at least for as long as you can remember.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #965 on: April 18, 2011, 09:08:04 pm »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on April 18, 2011, 07:42:30 pm
1572: You fear the
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
sign.

Isn't that pretty common in Roguelikes? I know it means roughly the same thing in Zangband... *shrugs* Add it to the list anyway!
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Quote from: The Grackle on June 23, 2011, 02:15:02 pm
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #966 on: April 18, 2011, 09:12:32 pm »
IIRC, it already is. Many times.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #967 on: April 18, 2011, 09:27:49 pm »
Quote from: ragnarok97071 on April 18, 2011, 09:12:32 pm
IIRC, it already is. Many times.
But each one is slightly different some only differ in precision of grammar.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #968 on: April 18, 2011, 09:36:43 pm »
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #969 on: April 19, 2011, 08:07:09 am »
1576: You've learned how to exist purely on a diet of purple mushroom meals
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #970 on: April 19, 2011, 08:24:44 am »
1577: You can farm without sunlight.
1578: You can eat food made with no energy at all, and still survive.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #971 on: April 19, 2011, 08:42:33 am »
Quote from: noodle0117 on April 19, 2011, 08:07:09 am
1576: You've learned how to exist purely on a diet of purple mushroom meals
1579: And booze. Alot of booze.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #972 on: April 19, 2011, 08:48:38 am »
1580: You take a silver pen and tap it against your arm to see if it's heavy enough to break limbs.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #973 on: April 19, 2011, 09:50:03 am »
Quote from: rangarkash on April 19, 2011, 08:48:38 am
1580: You take a silver pen and tap it against your arm to see if it's heavy enough to break limbs.

You say you're too important so you find your most slovenly co-worker and throw it at him.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #974 on: April 19, 2011, 01:38:21 pm »
Quote from: NotPete on April 19, 2011, 08:42:33 am
Quote from: noodle0117 on April 19, 2011, 08:07:09 am
1576: You've learned how to exist purely on a diet of purple mushroom meals
1579: And booze. Alot of booze.

1581: The booze is made of purple mushrooms, therefore, it is part of the diet purple mushroom meals.
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Quote from: G-Flex on May 29, 2012, 10:34:19 pm
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