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[Gatleos]

1545. You believe that, in the event that your house is about to be robbed, your pet cat will alert you to the presence of the thieves by yelling "Thief! Protect the horde from skulking filth!" at the top of its lungs.

[Mel_Vixen]

1546: You believe know that those spooky neighbours of yours are "Night-creatures"
1547: If someone tells a story about a monster you actually believe it and ask said person if you should slay it.
1548: If you are naked in public its not because you are nudist, its because you had a sparring session
1549: You envy the cool Wagon of the axedwarf squad that is called when a Spirit of fire is on  the loose
1550: If someone says your going to hell your confident that you can get out though a dwarven fortress
1551: Your convinced that you exist in one of toadys testworlds because the town-map looks all wrong and much to squarish.
1552: The slicing knife in the kitchen of your best friend makes you suspicious but you dont know why.

[Urist is dead tome]

1553: You believe that this is Dwarf Fortress within Dwarf Fortress and Toady is making another one.
1554: You came to this conclusion because boats exist and DF must have been finished.

[Dr. D]

1555. You've had a dream about opening up the HFS.

[TolyK]

1556. You have made a supercomputer in dwarf fortress.
1557. You have made a turing machine in dwarf fortress.
1558. You have made a computer in dwarf fortress that is faster than the computer it's running on.

[quip]

1559: You belive dinosaurs are actually megabeasts and are annoyed that they all died out.
1560: You are convinced the extinction of the dinosaurs was because 'an adventurer must have decided to kill them all'.

[Flying Dice]

1561: You consider the torture and consumption of intelligent life to be a PERSONAL_MATTER.

[Acanthus117]

1562: You become desensitized to the wanton violence and murder that goes on around the world.
1563: You talk about family pets like how a farmer would talk about livestock.
1564: Your respect for the mining profession has increased a hundredfold.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Sooo... hows this thread going?

I have been sucked into the inescapable vortex known as the "Forum Games and Roleplaying", but I manage to get out a bit.

[OzoneGrif]

You play Dwarf Fortress too much when you see Giant Spiders in Pakistan :

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/wilderness-resources/stories/spiders-in-pakistan-encase-whole-trees-in-webs

[Gatleos]

Sooo... hows this thread going?

I have been sucked into the inescapable vortex known as the "Forum Games and Roleplaying", but I manage to get out a bit.

Oh, nothing... list is almost done...

WE NEED MORE SGINS, PEOPLE!

[ragnarok97071]

WE MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS SIGNS.

1566: when you are unsure of a persons name, you refer to them as 'Urist McProfession'

[Urist is dead tome]

1567: You make statues of people you hate.

[TolyK]

1567: You make statues of people you hate.

1568: And give them to a troll to break.
1569: But you get very sad, as those were @masterwork@ statues.

[quip]

1570: You can't look at the omega symbol without thinking: 'Oh hey! A statue.'