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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #930 on: April 09, 2011, 03:52:14 pm »
576) When your workplace begins using the acronym FB, your brain automatically translates it to Forgotten Beast. 

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #931 on: April 09, 2011, 04:02:24 pm »
Quote from: Ghills on April 09, 2011, 03:52:14 pm
576) When your workplace begins using the acronym FB, your brain automatically translates it to Forgotten Beast. 

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(1)577(?): In your mind anything that can possibly have the acronym FB means Forgotten Beast.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #932 on: April 09, 2011, 04:39:14 pm »
558) You never go fishing, especially if Carp's are there.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #933 on: April 09, 2011, 04:41:24 pm »
Guys.. we're well past number 1000 by now
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #934 on: April 10, 2011, 12:56:05 am »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on April 09, 2011, 04:41:24 pm
Guys.. we're well past number 1000 by now
You're right. I think we've discovered recursive numbering or something.
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« Reply #935 on: April 10, 2011, 05:15:00 am »
In which case the title should be recorrected
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #936 on: April 10, 2011, 03:24:29 pm »
When you hit ESC instead of backspace when web browsing-this is very true
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #937 on: April 13, 2011, 06:44:08 pm »
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yeah, I think no-one's doing it anymore. I might start it up if my internet gets more stable...
It's closer to completion than you think. I'm going to make a new thread soon to make the final adjustments, but before I can do that there are many gaps to fill in.

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« Reply #938 on: April 14, 2011, 03:02:06 am »
1539: Your version of fan-fiction involves the most 'dorfy' charcters brutally murdering the rest and then reproducing via spores before going insane and dying horrific deaths.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #939 on: April 14, 2011, 11:15:17 am »
Quote from: quip on April 14, 2011, 03:02:06 am
1539: Your version of fan-fiction involves the most 'dorfy' charcters brutally murdering the rest and then reproducing via spores before going insane and dying horrific deaths.
1540: This is a children's book.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #940 on: April 14, 2011, 03:10:31 pm »
1541: When asked to make an animated story in PowerPoint, you make one of a dwarf named Urist who accidentally strikes magma while mining.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #941 on: April 14, 2011, 03:15:15 pm »
1542: You wonder why, after all these years of using knives and forks, you haven't reached Legendary +5 in Misc Object use
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #942 on: April 14, 2011, 03:21:41 pm »
We're actually at about sgin 900 right now, with all the ones I had to remove. KEEP 'EM COMIN'
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #943 on: April 14, 2011, 03:24:31 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on April 14, 2011, 03:15:15 pm
1542: You wonder why, after all these years of using knives and forks, you haven't reached Legendary +5 in Misc Object use
1543: You reached CUTSASTERTH
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in Misc Object User in late 2010 (or earlier)
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #944 on: April 14, 2011, 04:47:52 pm »
1544: You don't play DF. You simulate it in your head. And it's totay accurate.
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