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[Angel Of Death]

1049 - You see a cyan stick poking out of the ground. You quickly call the police, saying you have found a gateway to hell.

[TomiTapio]

1050: You start a new fort to get that wonderful feeling of 400 fps -- which lasts for a while, then you're hankering for a new fix.
1051: Your every third fort is an outdoors-only fort, where no mining is allowed.

[Megaman3321]

1052: When crolling down through a post, you instinctively go for "Shift >" rather than the scroll arrows or the scroll bar.

[TolyK]

1052: When crolling down through a post, you instinctively go for "Shift >" rather than the scroll arrows or the scroll bar.

wait, other people have this too? 

[Doradan]

1053: When you name a Dwarf Hunter in World of Warcraft after the Dwarf ranger that had the guts to hunt three rutherers at once. AND WON.

[SolarShado]

1054: When you name your first DnD character Urist. (He was a Dwarven Fighter, aka Hammerdwarf)

(Said character died just after chopping an Elf in half with a 2-handed sword.)

[NotPete]

1052: When crolling down through a post, you instinctively go for "Shift >" rather than the scroll arrows or the scroll bar.

wait, other people have this too? 

...yup...

[elf-fondling human]

1055: When you read King Lear in English class and the only thing you can think of is how interesting the loyalty cascade ends up.

[UnrealJake]

1056: You see some ducks swimming along in the river and you start planning out an underground duck farm, complete with seperate ponds and mini 'islands'

[KillerClowns]

1057: Tutankhamen's treasures are in your city.  At the exhibit, you take note of exactly what kinds of stone were used by the ancient Egyptians used for their stonecrafting.  (Calcite, granodiorite, red granite, and limestone, mostly, but there was one figurine in breccia.)

[Neoskel]

1058: You feel vast amounts of glee when you're taking a multiple choice question test and the answer to question 40 is D.

[Angel Of Death]

1059: You refuse to believe in modern day physics. Instead, you believe in DWARVEN PHYSICS!

[Darvi]

Elephant dorf marmot cat refuse.

[TolyK]

1058: You feel vast amounts of glee when you're taking a multiple choice question test and the answer to question 40 is D.

and 23 is A
(this happens to me all the time...)

[Aramco]

1058: You feel vast amounts of glee when you're taking a multiple choice question test and the answer to question 40 is D.

and 23 is A
(this happens to me all the time...)

I took a test today, and 23 was 'A', and 40 was 'D'. I was really disappointed in myself for noticing. In fact, I'm disappointed in myself for getting the joke at all.