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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270367 times)

Ricky

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Re: Sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #870 on: March 17, 2011, 09:25:42 pm »

1031. you dye everything in your house light blue. (for microline of course!)

1035: You notice that a centain somebody spelled microcline wrong.


Don't worry. I did too.
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Re: Sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #871 on: March 17, 2011, 09:36:59 pm »

1031. you dye everything in your house light blue. (for microline of course!)

1035: You notice that a centain somebody spelled microcline wrong.


Don't worry. I did too.

1036: You notice that a certain somebody spelled 'certain' wrong.
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Or maybe there's a god who's just completely insane and sends you to Detroit, Michigan in a new body if you ever utter the name "Pat Sajak".

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #872 on: March 17, 2011, 09:56:45 pm »

So, Gatleos, how far along are you on that list?
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Or maybe there's a god who's just completely insane and sends you to Detroit, Michigan in a new body if you ever utter the name "Pat Sajak".

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #873 on: March 18, 2011, 12:32:05 am »

1037: You realize that nobody knows how to spell adamantine.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #874 on: March 18, 2011, 02:22:11 am »

1023) If someone in Real Life tells you they are a gardener you tell them to get out.
I see what you did there.

I approve of this message.

1037) You attempt to train your pet budgie to be a war budgie before releasing it into a room of cats
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #875 on: March 18, 2011, 12:44:47 pm »

1023) If someone in Real Life tells you they are a gardener you tell them to get out.
I see what you did there.

I approve of this message.

1037) You attempt to train your pet budgie to be a war budgie before releasing it into a room of cats

1038) It actually manage to kill two cats by bruising heir lungs/brains/hearts, one by decapicating it and two more by beating them with their own tails.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #876 on: March 18, 2011, 01:31:16 pm »

1039) You have a wet dream about Toady adding forestry and orchards to Dwarf Fortress.

Sadly true.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #877 on: March 18, 2011, 04:08:20 pm »

1040) You call the super-valuable metal 'Minty' instead of using its hard to spell name.
1041) You mod in a second, tougher hardwood material to separate cheap wood from nice furniture hardwood.

(oak, ash, mahogany, chestnut, maple, highwood, redcedar, redwood, sequoia, cypress, yew, puzzle-tree, black-cap, nether-cap, blood thorn, glumprong)
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #878 on: March 18, 2011, 04:12:49 pm »

1040) You call the super-valuable metal 'Minty' instead of using its hard to spell name. Adamantium because after playing so much DF there's no way you wouldn't know the name.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #879 on: March 18, 2011, 04:18:53 pm »

1040) You call the super-valuable metal 'Minty' instead of using its hard to spell name. Adamantium Adamantine because after playing so much DF there's no way you wouldn't know the name.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #880 on: March 18, 2011, 04:27:22 pm »

(oak, ash, mahogany, chestnut, maple, highwood, redcedar, redwood, sequoia, cypress, yew, puzzle-tree, black-cap, nether-cap, blood thorn, glumprong)

This is like porn to me.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #881 on: March 18, 2011, 08:52:53 pm »

1043. In an attempt to get real Tower Caps, you modify some mushrooms' DNA to grow really big with lots of spawn.

1044: You later learn that these mushrooms' spores are hallucinogenic when inhaled. You then weaponize this.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #882 on: March 19, 2011, 12:36:06 am »

So, Gatleos, how far along are you on that list?
Getting there, but still quite a bit to go. It's taking so long because I have to delete duplicate entries and give credit for every single sgin.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #883 on: March 19, 2011, 12:53:07 am »

1045) You drink strong alcohol everyday, for every meal and whenever your thirsty.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #884 on: March 19, 2011, 08:18:29 pm »

1046: You checked the name "Dwarf Fortress" in the dictionary, and found the definition as "Perfect Game, NUF SED!!!".

1047: You redo your fortress for every DF version update, no matter what.

1048: You interchange the names God and Toady when praying, no matter the religion.
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