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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #780 on: March 09, 2011, 11:37:45 pm »

964. You're posting on this forum with a computer you've built out of dwarven perpetual motion generators and mechanisms.
965. You can't understand why everyone doesn't
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #781 on: March 10, 2011, 11:02:03 am »

964. You're posting on this forum with a computer you've built out of dwarven perpetual motion generators and mechanisms.
966. you wonder why folks don't make computers out of screw pumps these days.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #782 on: March 10, 2011, 11:42:32 am »

966. you wonder why folks don't make computers out of screw pumps these days.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #783 on: March 10, 2011, 11:52:23 am »

967.  Your community's aquifer runs dry.  You celebrate.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #784 on: March 10, 2011, 06:50:14 pm »

968. you've editted your girlfriend's sprite.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #785 on: March 10, 2011, 06:52:57 pm »

969. You subscribe to the religion of Toadyism.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #786 on: March 10, 2011, 07:10:49 pm »

969. You subscribe to the religion of Toadyism.
we've got that one several times.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #787 on: March 10, 2011, 07:11:45 pm »

970. You repeat some sgins several times, just to make a point.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #788 on: March 10, 2011, 07:37:27 pm »

971. You burn scientologists, buddhists, christians, wiccans and more or less everyone else at the stake for heresy. (Or dip them in magma.)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #789 on: March 10, 2011, 08:18:54 pm »

970. You repeat some sgins several times, just to make a point.
This has also been stated several times. This might be ironic.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #790 on: March 10, 2011, 08:25:48 pm »

970. You repeat some sgins several times, just to make a point.
This has also been stated several times. This might be ironic.
Let's see...

...

Yes. That is, in fact, ironic.

972. You are consistently surprised by plot twists and dramatic scenes in any form of media, no matter how formulaic, simply because you assume all stories are procedurally generated.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #791 on: March 10, 2011, 10:58:22 pm »

972. You are consistently surprised by plot twists and dramatic scenes in any form of media, no matter how formulaic, simply because you assume all stories are procedurally generated.

973. You've made a post on this thread.

Darn, that includes me, then.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #792 on: March 10, 2011, 11:03:59 pm »

974. After dropping something heavy on your foot, you examine the foot and say to yourself, "Oh, good, it only bruised the muscle through the -leather low boot-."

(Yes, I did that today.)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #793 on: March 11, 2011, 12:39:31 am »

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #794 on: March 11, 2011, 12:40:19 am »

970. You repeat some sgins several times, just to make a point.
This has also been stated several times. This might be ironic.
Hurhurhur.
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