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[vadia]

841 When your son says that he likes cows you ask if it's because of their haunting moos
842 If you don't need to -- your son already says "for their haunting moos"

With regard to 841 I'm guilty

[breadbocks]

843: You make your home independant from the main power grid through egregious use of magma-based perpetual machines.

[Angel Of Death]

844: You see a man completely covered in cyan clothes. You strangle him, strip him nude while he is knocked out and steal his clothes.

845: You see a guy with a shirt saying "Save the trees" and your first reaction is to set him on fire.

[magistrate101]

845: You see a guy with a shirt saying "Save the trees" and your first reaction is to set him on fire.

846: You see more of them, and decide that lava is the best solution.

edit: typing malfunction! it's 846 now :3

[du3lingdragon]

847: when you see a corpse you put it in your backpack to sell it later
848: instead of drowning in a puddle it freezes and you die anyways
849:your boss has an unfortunate accident when he whitelists your internet

[Kuppo]

850:  You get a rush of adrenaline when you see an elephant or a picture of one.
This actually happened to me.

[NW_Kohaku]

851.  You visit a human settlement with a magma temple, so you murder the residents and arrange the corpses and limbs into a giant pentagram and sit in the middle of the pentagram and ring of molten magma to meditate. 

(Guilty... wait, what?)

[quip]

851.  You visit a human settlement with a magma temple, so you murder the residents and arrange the corpses and limbs into a giant pentagram and sit in the middle of the pentagram and ring of molten magma to meditate. 

(Guilty... wait, what?)

Totaly normal, I do that all the time...

[breadbocks]

851.  You visit a human settlement with a magma temple, so you murder the residents and arrange the corpses and limbs into a giant pentagram and sit in the middle of the pentagram and ring of molten magma to meditate. 

(Guilty... wait, what?)

I recall having Luminos's post about him doing that in my signature.

[quip]

851.  You visit a human settlement with a magma temple, so you murder the residents and arrange the corpses and limbs into a giant pentagram and sit in the middle of the pentagram and ring of molten magma to meditate. 

(Guilty... wait, what?)

I recall having Luminos's post about him doing that in my signature.

I'm pretty sure it was on a thread called the 'Worst thing you've done on adventure mode' or something, as I can recall some of them were pretty grim...

[Scaraban]

851.  You visit a human settlement with a magma temple, so you murder the residents and arrange the corpses and limbs into a giant pentagram and sit in the middle of the pentagram and ring of molten magma to meditate. 

(Guilty... wait, what?)

I recall having Luminos's post about him doing that in my signature.

I'm pretty sure it was on a thread called the 'Worst thing you've done on adventure mode' or something, as I can recall some of them were pretty grim...

NONONONONONONONNOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
there's always at least one of those threads and they always bring up the incident so the thread goes away and then someone starts up another one, rinse, repeat, do your best to forget the terrible things done in the name of dorf fort

[Nighthawk]

853: When your friends follow you around everywhere and demand "Glory and Death"
854: When you finally put away the crutch you've been using to find that you can walk just fine with only one leg.
855: When you start assuming everyone you know is "A mighty warrior indeed"

[Armok]

What incident? Some kind of pumpkin incident?

[Scaraban]

What incident? Some kind of pumpkin incident?

no much much worse

[Gatleos]

Does everyone have to bring that up? Look for it yourself, don't de-rail the thread asking about it.

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*Cough* Look for Obok Meatgod on the DFFD *Cough*

856. You have the adventures of Obok Meatgod in the form of a fully-illustrated pamphlet on your bookshelf.