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[Terrahex]

823.you believe the reason why Link (legend of zelda) find all that money in the bushes is because you keep dieing in adventure mode.

So sigg'd!

somebody sigged one of my posts? I can now die happy knowing that my purpose in life has been fulfilled

825. You replace the word "super" with "magma" in all of your supermagmaman comic books.
826. you wonder how you can move so fast in town with well over 200 people in it.
827. you also wonder why most of the children make it to adulthood without getting kidnapped.

[NW_Kohaku]

827. you also wonder why most of the children make it to adulthood without getting kidnapped.

828.  You conclude that this town must have very clever leashed cat and dog placement.

[magistrate101]

823.you believe the reason why Link (legend of zelda) find all that money in the bushes is because you keep dieing in adventure mode.

So sigg'd!

somebody sigged one of my posts? I can now die happy knowing that my purpose in life has been fulfilled

I shall now make you double death-happy

[Urist is dead tome]

829: You have learned to change your physical form so you are represented only by a bearded face.

[Darvi]

830. You read every instance of the word "today" as "Toady".

[quip]

830. You read every instance of the word "today" as "Toady".

What are you talking about? You just wrote Toady twice! /Obvious required joke

[Greiger]

831.  You are hungry.  But the new version was just released so you aren't going to eat for another 4 hours.  AT LEAST.

[Dutchling]

831.  You are hungry.  But the new version was just released so you aren't going to eat for another 4 hours.  AT LEAST.

833. You are hungry, And you are gonna eat because the new version of DT is not released yet, at least you don't think so and you are trying to find out right after posting this.

EDIT: 832. You are a dabbling mathdwarf...

[Darvi]

834: All the time spent in your office/classroom/wherever you work doing math and other mental work made you superhumanlydwarvenly tough and strong.

[Beardless]

835: Explanations of DF bugs EXPLAIN SO MUCH--in real life! (Inspired by the following:)

Judging by what people are saying, civs are just generated as if they've existed for a while, yet with no/little respect for whether or not they're sustainable. As such, civs that don't survive (due to lack of food sources) look as if they lived for a long time and then vanished, even though they should never have had a chance to become established in the first place.

My instant reaction? "So THAT'S what happened to the Anasazi..."

[magistrate101]

834: All the time spent in your office/classroom/wherever you work doing math and other mental work made you superhumanlydwarvenly tough and strong.

836: All that strength lets you punch off a Hydra's head, killing it, regardless of its other (operable!) heads.

[NotPete]

837: Your cat kills a spider and you're afraid of it giving off a disgusting purple cloud.

[Ultimuh]

837: Your cat kills a spider and you're afraid of it giving off a disgusting purple cloud.

838: You don't have a cat, but you got a very nice pair of leather gloves.

[thijser]

837: Your cat kills a spider and you're afraid of it giving off a disgusting purple cloud.

839 you then realise that a spider is a type of vermine that does not produce purple clouds but just to be shure you walk down to the centre of the earth to dispose of it into the magma.

[Areyar]

840 You think "XX My pants XX !" when you notice those babysnatching tame rats have chewed a hole in the bottom of your pants.
(I just noticed this afternoon, after wearing the XX thing to my job for the whole week, my undies were on display all the time)
(Workpants! I wear clean ones after showering, my fortress has a shower, it covers me in a layer of water, but putting on the workpants covers me in a new layer of grime)