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[xtank5]

803.  The cake is a LIE! On the other hand, Cave Wheat Flour roast with finely minced Cow's Milk and Prickle Berries...

[Ricky]

804: You arent that suprised they actually made it to 800.

[Gatleos]

805. You have started a religion called "The Church of The Toad".
806. All hymns during church services are played on an acoustic guitar and improvised on the fly.
807. Sermons teach of Dwarfy ideals, and preach intolerance toward the wicked French and their frog-eating ways.

[Urist is dead tome]

808: You say your enemies are elf sympathizers.
809: You are elected pope of the church of the Toad.(Guilty)

[Gatleos]

809: You are elected pope of the church of the Toad.(Guilty)

Hey, we need a council of high-ranking church officials to swear you in! I didn't agree to this! We have standards, you know. You have to submit an application scorched into the back of a flaming grizzly bear with your local magma embosser^TM for it to be considered.

810. You have a copy of the Dwarfonomicon on your bookshelf.
811. You read passages from it each night before bed.
812. You hope to invent the magma embosser someday.

[Scaraban]

809: You are elected pope of the church of the Toad.(Guilty)

Hey, we need a council of high-ranking church Toadies to swear you in! I didn't agree to this! We have standards, you know. You have to submit an application scorched into the back of a flaming elf noble with your local magma embosser^TM for it to be considered.

810. You have a copy of The Dwarfonomicon on your bookshelf.
811. You read passages from it each night before bed.
812. You hope to invent the magma embosser someday.

Fix'd
And I need this book

[Qinetix]

813: You pray To Armok
814: You eat prepared Fly brain

[NW_Kohaku]

815.  You capture flies, and have extracted enough of their unbelievably small nervous systems that you have been able to fill an entire barrel full of carefully prepared fly brains
816.  You then managed to convince someone else to buy them.

[NotPete]

817: When ever some one trades anything with you, you are shocked when they don't bring you barrels filled with the blood of various animals.

[NW_Kohaku]

818. You are confused by why these "therapist" people keep getting mentioned every time you talk about your fly brain extraction operations with your neighbors.  You don't need an outside mod interface when your fortress clearly only has a handful of occupants, so what use would a "therapist" have?

[Johnfalcon99977]

803.  The cake is a LIE! On the other hand, Cave Wheat Flour roast with finely minced Cow's Milk and Prickle Berries...

I'm sigging this because I can that.

[Terrahex]

819. you fear growing old and losing your beard.
820. 2+2= !!magam!! the solution is always magma.
821. you can strike up a conversation with any stranger at the mention of dwarf fortress.
822. you secretly hope a celebrity will start play DF so it'll get 10* more popular and you'll get more friends than that weird dude down the street that hides in the basement all day playing DF.
823.you believe the reason why Link (legend of zelda) find all that money in the bushes is because you keep dieing in adventure mode.

[magistrate101]

823.you believe the reason why Link (legend of zelda) find all that money in the bushes is because you keep dieing in adventure mode.

So sigg'd!

[vadia]

804: You are quite shocked that it took so long to make it to 800.

fix'd

[quip]

822. you secretly hope a celebrity will start play DF so it'll get 10* more popular and you'll get more friends than that weird dude down the street that hides in the basement all day playing DF.

824. You are that weird dude down the street that hides in the basement all day playing DF.