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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270075 times)

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #600 on: February 12, 2011, 05:54:18 pm »

Well maybe the ths sgins cold be arranged in such a way that they outline a dwarf :P
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #601 on: February 12, 2011, 05:59:28 pm »

I thought someone was maintaining a master list, I can't remember who that was though, but I have a feeling we are way off the actual count.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #602 on: February 12, 2011, 08:32:22 pm »

765.  You read a thread entitled "Weaponizing Bathtubs" because you have a spare bathtub in the basement, but are disappointed because the technique requires a Forgotten Beast and you are pretty sure you remember everyone living in your house.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #603 on: February 12, 2011, 08:42:27 pm »

We need a poster of all these sgins.
WAIT!
When it's all done, we line up orderly and post our own pic for each one of the poster.
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I'm compiling all these in a list, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #604 on: February 12, 2011, 08:48:02 pm »

793 or whatever it is we're supposed to be on:  You made an original suggestion thread (not already on the devpage or suggested before), and it has actually gone into the game.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #605 on: February 12, 2011, 08:58:59 pm »

784. You spent hours reorganizing and revising the list of "Sgins You Play Dwarf Fortress 'Way' Too Much" into a consolidated list so you could make a poster out of it.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #606 on: February 12, 2011, 09:02:46 pm »

785. You  find out you're morbidly obese. Instead of going on a diet, you set a fire and wait until all of your fat is burned off.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #607 on: February 12, 2011, 09:36:06 pm »

786. you inserted [NO_SLEEP], [NO_EAT], and [NO_DRINK] into your body's raws so you can play dwarf fortress nonstop.

787. you forgot to erase [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] and started tantrumming because of alcohol withdrawal.

788. In an effort to evade school you try to erase [CANLEARN] from those same raws.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #608 on: February 12, 2011, 09:56:58 pm »

785. You  find out you're morbidly obese. Instead of going on a diet, you set a fire and wait until all of your fat is burned off.

789: You realized this wouldn't work without something that breathes fire and booze. You then proceed to sleep outside a liquor store hoping for the best.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #609 on: February 13, 2011, 02:36:05 am »

785. You  find out you're morbidly obese. Instead of going on a diet, you set a fire and wait until all of your fat is burned off.

789: You realized this wouldn't work without something that breathes fire and booze. You then proceed to sleep outside a liquor store hoping for the best.
790: You belive that without any fat on your body you'll also be immune to fire.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #610 on: February 13, 2011, 03:08:27 am »

791. To your amazement the booze blows up when a fire imp comes near.
792. You have a succession game fort that has you on for 5 turns (guilty, on another forum)
793. You have made an artifact.
794. You try to capture giant toads to make a game for you.
795. You wrote a letter to your governor about getting more iron in terms of 4 deposits.
796. You wonder why your town hasn't been attacked despite having a population of far more than 80.
797. You then remember that it's not wealthy enough.
798. You are afraid to go at night due to bogeymen.
799. You add [ALCAHOL_DEPENDENT] to all your classmates as a joke.
800. You re-gen the real world to find the perfect place to live in.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #611 on: February 13, 2011, 06:45:53 am »

Somewhere, this thread has lost track of the number count.

'll have to redact those.

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794. You spent hours reorganizing and revising the list of "Sgins You   Play Dwarf Fortress 'Way' Too Much" into a consolidated list so you   could make a poster out of it.
795. You  find out you're morbidly obese. Instead of going on a diet,   you set a fire and wait until all of your fat is burned off.
796. you inserted [NO_SLEEP], [NO_EAT], and [NO_DRINK] into your body's raws so you can play dwarf fortress nonstop.
797. you forgot to erase [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] and started tantrumming because of alcohol withdrawal.
798. In an effort to evade school you try to erase [CANLEARN] from those same raws.
799: You realized this wouldn't work without something that breathes   fire and booze. You then proceed to sleep outside a liquor store hoping   for the best.
800: You belive that without any fat on your body you'll also be immune to fire.
801. To your amazement the booze blows up when a fire imp comes near.
802. You have a succession game fort that has you on for 5 turns (guilty, on another forum)
803. You have made an artifact.
804. You try to capture giant toads to make a game for you.
805. You wrote a letter to your governor about getting more iron in terms of 4 deposits.
806. You wonder why your town hasn't been attacked despite having a population of far more than 80.
807. You then remember that it's not wealthy enough.
808. You are afraid to go at night due to bogeymen.
809. You add [ALCAHOL_DEPENDENT] to all your classmates as a joke.
810. You re-gen the real world to find the perfect place to live in.
There.

Also, 766-769 are still free.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #612 on: February 13, 2011, 11:04:48 am »

All theez sgins must bee liek theez wun:
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #613 on: February 13, 2011, 06:29:50 pm »

801. You're still reading this list. Seriously, what the hell? We just broke eight hundred!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #614 on: February 13, 2011, 06:31:25 pm »

802.  You keep making lame reasons to keep this list going, because obviously, it's not at 1000 yet.
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