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[OddProphet]

715:  You firmly believe the crowning achievement in your life will either be a product of the will of the Gods, the will of the Fey, or the will of your really bad mood.

[NW_Kohaku]

716 - You are convinced that the solution to the oil and energy crisis is not merely to rely on windmills, but to switch the world to creating waterwheels that power their own waterfalls that power their waterwheels, and running factories on magma.

[plisskin]

717 - When someone complains that they're hungry, thirsty or unhappy your mind superimposes a flashing arrow over them of three various colors.

[Greiger]

718 - You have been trying to recruit a person to be a Dwarf Fortress player for almost 2 years.
719 - You regularly get the response "You are talking about dwarves again aren't you?" when in your close circle of friends.

[Darvi]

720. And you answer that question with "Stop asking questions Urist, and go get me a steel bed or I put you in chains!"

[TolyK]

721. When you get the response, "Are you crazy?" you tell him to go into a room, close the door after him, and pull the lever.

[Darvi]

721. When you get the response, "Are you crazy?" you tell him to go into a room, close the door after him, and pull the lever.

722. And then the guy drowns/burns in actual magma.

[NW_Kohaku]

723.  You then go insane and kill your other friends with your sock because you knew the person who just died.

[clockout1]

724. If you get an idea for a project yet you lack dragon bones, you throw a couple beds, tear your clothes off, then jump in a pool of magma.

[TolyK]

724. If you get an idea for a project yet you lack dragon bones, you throw a couple beds, tear your clothes off, then jump in a pool of magma.

725. You then dig to the center of the earth while burning away and ask why you can't dig through SMR if it doesn't hurt you.
726. You then die and turn into a ghost.
727. You scare people to death until the mayor puts up a slab in your name.

[Ultimuh]

727. You scare people to death until the mayor puts up a slab in your name.

728. Then you pick it up and throw it back at him. It lodges firmly into his spine!

[TolyK]

729. Then he dies and wants to get a slab in his name, and a chain-reaction happens until all of you are ghosts.

[TolyK]

730. You then savescum and go back to the time before you committed suicide.

[NW_Kohaku]

731.  When you get bored with living on this planet, you ponder the logistics of single-handedly killing every living being on the planet, so that you can get around to genning the next one.

[Icee77]

731. When you do get around to killing everyone, you are ambushed by kids with boogeyman costumes.