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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #465 on: January 21, 2011, 12:42:42 am »
651: When you see the layout of an RBMK-1000 reactor, and the first thing that runs through your mind is "I bet I could build one of those in my fort."
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #466 on: January 21, 2011, 05:24:14 am »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #467 on: January 21, 2011, 10:01:18 am »
653. You don't see any problems with forts out of pitchblende.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #468 on: January 21, 2011, 10:05:16 am »
654. You have complained to the goverment about why the "Elves" are still here, and still alive.

655. You think that your boss will have you hammered if you do not do your work.

656. You are busy trying to fix a magma flow into your bosses office.

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657. You think you can impregnate a woman by staring at her.

658. You have impregnated a woman by staring at her.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2011, 10:08:00 am by Johnfalcon99977 »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #469 on: January 21, 2011, 10:07:30 am »
Quote from: TolyK on January 21, 2011, 10:01:18 am
653. You don't see any problems with forts out of pitchblende.

The dwarves just become their own nightlights.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #470 on: January 21, 2011, 10:09:55 am »
657. You use water to fix that magma flow.
658. You use booze to wash down water.
659. You have water linked to your party room.
660. You mandate adamantine furniture.
661. You mandate slade furniture.
662. You don't let anyone trade dollar bills.
663. You refuse to dig through semi-molten rock.
664. ... even though it's heat doesn't damage you.
665. You try to dig to the magma sea using a copper pick.
666.
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653. You don't see any problems with forts out of pitchblende.

The dwarves just become their own nightlights.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #471 on: January 21, 2011, 10:14:04 am »
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667. You think clowns can set you on fire and cotton candy is the best thing ever (except for food).
668. You think planes are a waste of perfectly magmaproof bauxite.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #472 on: January 25, 2011, 06:42:33 am »
669. The glass is filled 4/7.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #473 on: January 25, 2011, 06:52:06 am »
670: You laugh at the idea of education, saying you'll get your assigned task from 'up there'
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #474 on: January 25, 2011, 07:05:44 am »
671: You know what sea monsters look like.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #475 on: January 25, 2011, 08:05:57 am »
672: You have a sea monster in a wooden cage at home.  :D
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #476 on: January 25, 2011, 08:16:02 am »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #477 on: January 25, 2011, 08:27:13 am »
actually, the glass cannot be used for holding liquids. you need a barrel or a bucket for that.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #478 on: January 25, 2011, 08:29:58 am »
Quote from: Japa on January 25, 2011, 08:27:13 am
actually, the glass cannot be used for holding liquids. you need a barrel or a bucket for that.

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673: You are severly confused when it goes dark and question whether the 'god' has gone to go something else for a few hours
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #479 on: January 25, 2011, 08:31:33 am »
674 (ninja'd) you have mugs and cups but you only drink from a bucket.
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