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[Sidhien]

610. When your girlfriend and several of her friends, all of whom have played or at least heard of dwarf fortress, are complaining about monthly stomach aches you shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and run.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

610. When your girlfriend and several of her friends, all of whom have played or at least heard of dwarf fortress, are complaining about monthly stomach aches you shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and run.

That made me giggle.

[vadia]

611 You think a prison cafeteria is a legendary dining room.  (500 chairs 52 tables and smoothed walls and floors; I've died and gone to heavan I even get my own room [kinda]!

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611 You think a prison cafeteria is a legendary dining room.  (500 chairs 52 tables and smoothed walls and floors; I've died and gone to heavan I even get my own room [kinda]!

612. When you think all prisons started by 7 midget alcoholics deciding to build a home in the middle of nowhere and that the prisoners in said prisons went there volentarily(!!!).

[vadia]

611 You think a prison cafeteria is a legendary dining room.  (500 chairs 52 tables and smoothed walls and floors; I've died and gone to heavan I even get my own room [kinda]!

612. When you think all prisons started by 7 midget alcoholics deciding to build a home in the middle of nowhere and that the prisoners in said prisons went there volentarily(!!!).

Warden: All right we have the worst bunch of Red spindel selling losers I've ever seen here!

Prisoner #125: I didn't do nuthin

Warden: yup, you were supposed to make a red spindel something or other.

Prisoner #125: I don't even know what that is!

Warden: exactly.

 

[vhappylurker]

611 You think a prison cafeteria is a legendary dining room.  (500 chairs 52 tables and smoothed walls and floors; I've died and gone to heavan I even get my own room [kinda]!

612. When you think all prisons started by 7 midget alcoholics deciding to build a home in the middle of nowhere and that the prisoners in said prisons went there volentarily(!!!).

613: Your surprise prisoner aren't kept in cages/chained to the floor near a food stockpile.

[vadia]

614 You can't fathom all of these ASCII art rewards.  (I get that there is a yeti next to a pillar and goblet and then a cat?  what's a cat doing there?  does it belong to the antman?)

[Gatleos]

610. When your girlfriend and several of her friends, all of whom have played or at least heard of dwarf fortress, are complaining about monthly stomach aches you shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and run.

What does blood have to do with monthly sto-

...Oh.

615. You have gained the ability to absorb alcohol through your waist-length beard directly into your bloodstream.

[Urist Imiknorris]

616. You have a waist-length beard to absorb alcohol with.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

617: Even though you're a girl.

[vhappylurker]

618: You've actually plotted out the lay-out for rooms in you fortress before creating them in game with Paint.

619: You do the above, but by hand with a pencil and some graph paper. (I <3 the graph paper with those tiny squares....)

[Artifakt]

432 you look at the wiki megaprojects page an you've done them all.

619. In real life.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

620: You have thousands of prepared fly brains in a sack.

[iceball3]

620: You have thousands of prepared fly brains in a sack.

621: You have a barrel to keep the blood of those dead flies stored inside.

[vadia]

651: You have a barrel to keep the blood of those dead flies stored inside.
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we've mentionedf the lead barrel thing, right?