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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270404 times)

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #405 on: January 03, 2011, 05:30:49 pm »
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Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on January 03, 2011, 04:09:29 pm
596. You taught your own science teacher in geology.
I have been yelled at for trying to do this. Apparently, teachers don't like being schooled by their own students.

Sure as hell they don't!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #406 on: January 03, 2011, 05:51:47 pm »
My Net+ teacher and I got into a discussion in the middle of the class about whether or not www. was required in the address of a website to function.  Much of the class agreed with me that it was not.

After a bit the teacher brought up the school's main webpage on the smart board because others mentioned that it does not have www. in front of it.  And sure enough...

Afterward he said that will not be on the test.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #407 on: January 03, 2011, 08:23:14 pm »
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE THREAD TITLE!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #408 on: January 03, 2011, 08:28:01 pm »
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on January 03, 2011, 08:23:14 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE THREAD TITLE!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #409 on: January 03, 2011, 09:39:13 pm »
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on January 03, 2011, 08:23:14 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE THREAD TITLE!
597. You use the word sgin in casual conversation.
597. You drove your physics teacher insane.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #410 on: January 03, 2011, 09:41:30 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on January 03, 2011, 09:39:13 pm
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on January 03, 2011, 08:23:14 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE THREAD TITLE!
597. You use the word sgin in casual conversation.
597. You drove your physics teacher insane.
598. Without trying
599. You then immediately strike them down, when asked why you did this you reply, "For the good of the fortress"
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #411 on: January 03, 2011, 10:33:30 pm »
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on January 03, 2011, 08:23:14 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE THREAD TITLE!

Fake 600. You become extremely agitated a very small and almost unnoticable spelling mistake. Gammer nazi.

Real 600. You think all tall people have pointy ears and are hippies.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #412 on: January 03, 2011, 11:04:59 pm »
Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on January 03, 2011, 10:33:30 pm
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on January 03, 2011, 08:23:14 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE THREAD TITLE!

Fake 600. You become extremely agitated a very small and almost unnoticable spelling mistake. Gammer nazi.

Fake 601: While pointing out someones facist grammar tendencies you accidentally provoke them further.

601: The dwarf fortress development page is your home page.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2011, 11:29:46 pm by optimumtact »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #413 on: January 03, 2011, 11:14:11 pm »
Quote from: optimumtact on January 03, 2011, 11:04:59 pm
Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on January 03, 2011, 10:33:30 pm
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on January 03, 2011, 08:23:14 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE THREAD TITLE!

Fake 600. You become extremely agitated a very small and almost unnoticable spelling mistake. Gammer nazi.

Fake 601: While pointing out someones facist grammar tendencies you accidentally provoke them further.

601: The dwarf fortress development page is you home page.
Why didn't I do that before?
*changes home page*
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #414 on: January 03, 2011, 11:27:21 pm »
602: You feel the need to point out that elves are actually short, like most tropical forest cannibals.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #415 on: January 03, 2011, 11:31:13 pm »
603: You can not understand a map unless it's in ascii form.
604: You have a map of the world in ascii.
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Quote from: greatorder on February 14, 2012, 10:40:03 am
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #416 on: January 03, 2011, 11:45:42 pm »
Quote from: optimumtact on January 03, 2011, 11:31:13 pm
604: You have a map of the world in ascii.
http://www.programmableweb.com/mashup/ascii-maps

605. You can't tell the difference between gophers and goats anymore.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #417 on: January 03, 2011, 11:57:05 pm »
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Quote from: greatorder on February 14, 2012, 10:40:03 am
alternately, I could just take some LSD or something...

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #418 on: January 04, 2011, 12:22:34 am »
607: After seeing the tattoo in #606, you suddenly wish there was way to mod in tattooing, piercing, and other kinds of body modification into the raws.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #419 on: January 05, 2011, 12:36:08 am »
608. You think the only appropriate tool for chopping down trees is a two-handed battle-axe.
609. You think a solid gold house encrusted with millions of cut gems is the height of good taste.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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