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[Urist is dead tome]

565: You don't make tombstones for the purpose of having ghost protectors.

[martinuzz]

112: You walk really slowly, and in a rigid way, claiming FPS is dropping to unplayable levels

[MonkeyHead]

567: In trying to make your partners memory pen work on your laptop by editing registry entries, you accidentally remove all keyboard functionality by deleting the wrong file. The first thing you do is take a copy of your DF folder incase you need to reinstall windows. The next thing you do is stay up for 18 hours straight fixing it as playing DF with the XP onscreen keyoard just isnt the same.

[Mel_Vixen]

568: All the history books you have seen so far had one mayor flaw: They werent in a proper xml formating.

[Igginator]

569: After hitting a dog in your car you quickly get out, carry the corpse over to a nearby tree and set the tree alight, So that you can collect the bones for later use.

[vadia]

569: After hitting a dog in your car you quickly get out, carry the corpse over to a nearby tree and set the tree alight, So that you can collect the bones for later use.

No, you cut down the tree in order to make a butcher shop and butcher the dog -- that keeps from wasting the meat.

[Johnfalcon99977]

570: You have forgotten to count.

571. You have troble with politics. Why do we have anything but a king, queen, count, baron, ect.

[vadia]

572 when you want a caffenated beverage and ask for a dwarven ale everybody knows you want a coke with 2 pieces of ice a splash of lime and marichino cherry.   (precise beverages may vary)

[Ranzear]

573: Your chessboard has 30? pieces.

[ragnarok97071]

574. You seriously consider naming your child Urist.
575. This child is a girl.
576. You see nothing wrong with this.

[martinuzz]

574. You seriously consider naming your child Urist.
575. This child is a girl.
576. You see nothing wrong with this.

577. You also have no problems with the fact that she doesn't have your last name

[vadia]

5?? you use a name randomizer that makes no sense to name your children, pets, random items you like or hate.

[Ranzear]

579. You worry about your cats spontaneously bursting into a conflagration and throwing burning body parts all over.

[martinuzz]

580. You look forward to throwing burning cats all over, and body parts spontaneously bursting into a conflagration

[TolyK]

581. You start re-writing DF in Excel.