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[TomiTapio]

526: You assume everyone reads every thread on the forums.

[vadia]

526: You assume everyone reads every thread on the forums.

they don't?!?

[Detonate]

527: If you start to think Santa's Elves are not symbols of joy, giving, and the Christmas spirit, but flower children sent to pacify the world, and to wage war on dwarven civilizations that cut down a few trees. You also think that they must be destroyed and the road to your home apartment Fortress must be paved with their mulitated corpses.

[TomiTapio]

528: You get a Rock Salt crystal lamp for a Midwinter Feast present.

[Ultimuh]

528: You get a Rock Salt crystal lamp for a Midwinter Feast present.

529: And you add it to your small room-filled collection of rock/mineral-related lamps.

[IpunchFaces]

530: "The Mother-in-law Mary Peterson has arrived! She has a grotesque physique, long coarse hair and two heads. Her skin is green. Beware of her poisonous spittle!"

[vadia]

531 You nearly miss out on the holiday festivities: Playing DF (or on the forums)

[Gatleos]

532. You decorate your Christmas Dorfmas tree with papier-mâché "severed elf heads" and kitten intestines. Predictably, you usually spend Christmas alone.

[TomiTapio]

532. You decorate your Christmas Dorfmas tree with papier-mâché "severed elf heads" and kitten intestines. Predictably, you usually spend Christmas alone.

533. You engrave historic events onto a Meat-and-Beer-Holiday granite statue and put leather bands around it.

[Unnoskol]

532. You decorate your Christmas Dorfmas tree with papier-mâché "severed elf heads" and kitten intestines. Predictably, you usually spend Christmas alone.

533. You engrave historic events onto a Meat-and-Beer-Holiday granite statue and put leather bands around it.

Historic events like...? Spending Christmas alone?

[TomiTapio]

Like inventing the axe. And beer.
And the bolt of inspiration that hit Toady One.

[SolarShado]

534. You consider surviving another year a historic event.

[iceball3]

535. You have managed to succeed in building your own fortress on the Ex-greenland icecap, despite knowing that it is drifting towards the equator.

[Soapalope]

536: You call everyone Urist.
537: You take strange moods.
538: You refer to yourself as the expedition leader whilst shopping.
539: You live in your basement.
540: You eat cats in your basement.
541: You have a pit filled with spikes in your basement.

[Gatleos]

542. You refuse to associate with anything that hasn't been implemented. Your house has no bathroom.
543. You've dug a massive tunnel system under the surface for a 1/2 mile radius around your house. The whole thing is held up by a single support connected to a lever, in case of "emergencies".
544. You own a tape measure that measures in z-levels.

That brings up a good point: how high is a z-level? I'd guess about 7 or 8 feet (2.1-2.4 meters).