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441. You know the correct spelling of a certain nonexistant blue metal and get annoyed when others spell it wrong or use bad grammar in conjunction to it?

[Unnoskol]

442. Yo can drink anywhere, but you have to eat at a table.

[vadia]

What was wrong with the grammar?

It's not wrong, but it's hard to understand from time to time.

try typing with squiggly baby on lap QED

[MonkeyHead]

443: Your wife complains her bum is cold. You reply that you are going to pull the lever to release the magma. She knows you mean turn the heating up, and she dies a little inside.

444: In a cafe, you see a red container with a yellow warning label stating the rather obvious "hot liquids can burn". You immediatley assume said container is made of bauxite.

[Assassinfox]

I liked and understood them, Vadia.

[Gatleos]

What was wrong with the grammar?

It's not wrong, but it's hard to understand from time to time.

try typing with squiggly baby on lap QED

We didn't mean to insult you Vadia, just remember quality over quantity. I certainly didn't mean anything by it.

[vhappylurker]

445: You have a stray dog in your neighborhood and immediately wish you could have her chained next to your front door as a guard animal.

446: ...you also feel that your brother must have had her assigned a war dog due to him giving her a name. (It's "Cerberus", btw.)

447: You consider your home's biome to be "Savage Temperate Forest" due to the presence of neighbor children kobolds.

[vadia]

448  if you see something scary you run directly away instead of intro the nearest place of safety -- even though it is only a step away to safety v. running into a dead end alleyway

[breadbocks]

449. You keep a male horse inside your house, so that if you get a siege, their horses make pissed off babies.

[Urist is dead tome]

450. You keep announcements for the office. Phil cancels manage work orders: Sleeping.

[ragnarok97071]

451: You have read this thread.

[Terrahex]

452. whenever you see someone tall, you hide your wooden objects, rip him off, then offer him your wooden objects.
453. your front yard has a pool with magma in it.
454. your light switch floods your guest bedroom
455. when you go sailboating, your boat fills with water without any leaks.
456. you kick everyone out of wallmart until they give you shells.

[Max White]

457. You don't have light switches, you have notibly large levers in the corner of each room. Some of them connect to the lights.

[Dohon]

458. When you break your leg and go see your GP, he takes a long look at it and says "You're fine, go walk it off." You realize he was a "dabbling" diagnostician.
459. You go to the Emergency department with the broken leg. The surgeon looks at it, knocks you out and takes you up into theater. When you wake up after the operation, you notice your leg is gone. The surgeon says "he just wanted to take the edge off, but he slipped". He was a dabbling surgeon, but a legendary butcher in his previous life.
460. Having lost all faith in the healthcare system, you hop to a medical orderly and ask for a crutch. He has no idea what you are talking about.
461. You rather stay in bed, for the remainder of your natural life, than see a doctor "even if he is legendary one".

[Terrahex]

459. you cram all your pets into one cage
500. you don't beleive in bathrooms

EDIT: 501. you have an elaborate system of water and magma to make 20 foot tall natural obsidian statues in the street.
Double EDIT: 502. you tried melting the statue of liberty for the copper.