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[abadidea]

Darn, missed 404 

412. Your husband says "I strangled some elf children this morning" and you say "good job."

[The Merchant Of Menace]

413: You join the army and are shipped to (insert oil bearing country here) and are surprised when (insert state funded geurilla here) shoots you before you can list your victories.
414: You can't understand why countries are invaded for oil, as it hasn't been implemented yet.
415: Even if it had, you would still wonder why countries are invaded for oil, ever since the magma sea was introduced there is infinite fuel everywhere.

[abadidea]

416. When those Chilean miners were trapped underground for a month, you were really worried that they were gonna be there long enough to spawn a forgotten beast.

[vadia]

Darn, missed 404 

412. Your husband says "I strangled some elf children this morning" and you say "good job."

No, we didn't mis 404 I miscounted so 401b-403 are 402-404 Hopefully it will be corrected.

BTW we need a change in title I fear.

[MC Dirty]

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408 the Judge says: "In the name of the U.S. there is a mighty beast (and directs you to another platypus.
408 The prosecuting lawyer thanks you for intorducing him to DF

418: You go through this list and see nothing wrong with it.

[Tylui]

Error 404 - sgin not found.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

What? I reckon we can reach sgin number 1000 accurately enough.

[vadia]

419 potentially offensive

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Find out that spores create pregnancies, not sleeping together-- therefore christianity is based on falsehood.

420 continued offense? 

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try to prove Mary& Josephweren't married in order to restore your faith

[Max White]

421. You have a fondness for maggots.

[Gatleos]

What? I reckon we can reach sgin number 1000 accurately enough.

Don't worry, miscounting just adds about THREE MORE HOURS I have to spend compiling these. Jeez. Actually it doesn't matter. There are plenty more errors, but it'll balance out in the end, especially once I remove all the badly-made entries *cough*.

[vadia]

What? I reckon we can reach sgin number 1000 accurately enough.

no no no we can't stop @ 1000

[Ricky]

421: you measure verticle hieght in z-levels
422: you know that any sized bucket in the world could contain 1 unit of liquid
423: you think you're too heavy so you 'burn' some fat off.

[vadia]

424 you have spent 20 days on the forum on an off year.

[MC Dirty]

Why does noone ever check the sgin numbers? It seems you could put irrational numbers there and you guys wouldn't see a difference. >_<

421. You have a fondness for maggots.

421: you measure verticle hieght in z-levels

Seriously, guys...

426: You refuse to close the door because there's a dead butterfly lying on the floor.

[vadia]

135*pi you get a great score in school and it is all because of dwarf fortress.