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[Meanmelter]

145: You killed everyone with magma thing that doesn't know dorfs breed by spores.

And there's my contribution for the day.

Better.

Dwarfly better.

[Aspgren]

146. You freaked out when you realised all your birthday gifts would contain "hidden fun stuff"
147. It got worse when you heard one of the gifts was a performing clown.
148. You watch LOTR and you're surprised that the elves don't have beards.
149. You begin storing things in your back yard to prevent weed growth.

[Skadan]

150 When you see a child running around with a sock you can't stop wondering what a dorf doing aboveground. You then realise that it is probably because he is hauling socks.

151 your room is litterd with clothes

152 When you step on a loose stone on the pavement you sigh with relief that it wasn't a pressaure plate.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

153. You get a job at the local nuclear power plant, despite the police's attempts to tell the manager of your past actions. On day one of your job, you PULL THE LEVER.

[breadbocks]

154. When you get the word "adamantine" on your LA vocab, you quickly cross it out and replace it with "cotton candy" and spend the next 10 minutes in fetal position rocking back and forth in fear. (Yes, I actually did this.)

[Johnfalcon99977]

154."adamantine" on your LA vocab

Wait. Adamantine is real?

[breadbocks]

154."adamantine" on your LA vocab

Wait. Adamantine is real?

No. It means "hard; unyeilding. Stubborn."

[Max White]

155. You are no longer sure what metals are real or fictional.

[breadbocks]

156. But you are quite sure about the precise boiling temperature of limestone.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

156. But you are quite sure about the precise boiling temperature of limestone.

157. In Urists, and only in Urists.

[Max White]

158. You don't see how you could disturb somebody trying to sleep by doing your weapons training above him.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

159: You go for a four hour break at work, return to work for six seconds, take a seven hour lunch break, return to work for one minute and take a five hour drinking break.

[Max White]

Cute avatar is cute... Sorry, got distracted.

160. If you happen to live in a place where it gets cold enough for water to freeze over, you construct everything out of ice.

[Iced]

161: You wonder why the army bothers to train at all. danger rooms are far more efficient.

[Max White]

162. Your ring tone is the DF music.