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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 259563 times)

Ultimuh

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #75 on: December 06, 2010, 03:15:42 pm »
129130. You place levers all over your house, and forget what each of them actually does.

(ARGH! gtmattz! you broke the lever combo seconds before I could add mine!)


edit: edited a typo..
« Last Edit: December 06, 2010, 03:18:01 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #76 on: December 06, 2010, 03:16:46 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on December 06, 2010, 03:15:42 pm
129130. You place levels all over your house, and forget what each of them actually does.

(ARGH! gtmattz! you broke the lever combo seconds before I could add mine!)

It is all about the timinig ;P
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #77 on: December 06, 2010, 03:18:41 pm »
131: You wear 7 capes. And nothing else.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #78 on: December 06, 2010, 04:26:28 pm »
132: When you start making typos that sound like alcoholic drinks, such as sgin.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #79 on: December 07, 2010, 03:12:43 am »
133: You drink nothing but alcohol unless you're injured.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #80 on: December 07, 2010, 04:06:21 am »
134 : You build yourself a wooden cat bone crossbow
135 : You make cat bone bolts for your crossbow
136 : You start clubbing people with your crossbow, because you have no quiver
« Last Edit: December 07, 2010, 04:07:53 am by JujuBubu »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #81 on: December 07, 2010, 06:02:37 am »
137: You collect pretty rocks.
138: You collect scrap metal for later melting and reusing.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2010, 11:56:42 am »
139: You think all Jade Crafts are Bogus because there are no Alluvial Layers.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2010, 11:57:23 am »
140 - You killed a co-worker for 'dealing with pansy elves'
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2010, 12:42:44 pm »
1541 - You kill all immigrants you see
1542 - You go to war with our babies
1543 - You're married and you only have sex with our wife
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2010, 04:07:57 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on December 07, 2010, 12:42:44 pm
1543 - You're married in Las Vegas and you only have sex with your wife

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #86 on: December 07, 2010, 04:10:43 pm »
Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on December 07, 2010, 04:07:57 pm
Quote from: Dutchling on December 07, 2010, 12:42:44 pm
1543 - You're married in Las Vegas and you only have sex with your wife

Fixed.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #87 on: December 07, 2010, 07:10:38 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on December 07, 2010, 12:42:44 pm
1543 - You're married and you only have sex with our wife
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Dorfs don't have sex. They breed by spores. KILL THE INTRUDER!

143: You kill everyone thing that doesn't know dorfs breed by spores.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #88 on: December 07, 2010, 07:12:48 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on December 07, 2010, 07:10:38 pm
144: You kill everyone thing that doesn't know dorfs breed by spores.
And there's my contribution for the day.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #89 on: December 07, 2010, 07:48:14 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 07, 2010, 07:12:48 pm
Quote from: breadbocks on December 07, 2010, 07:10:38 pm
144: You killed everyone thing that doesn't know dorfs breed by spores.
And there's my contribution for the day.

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