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[Ricky]

75. You need Alcohol to get through the working day.

already done that one

76: you make soap out of anything dead, or not dead, fat
77: you are sad that there are no mermaids in this world gen
78: you are mildly irritaed by the sun
79: you vomit every time you go in the sun
80:you are sad you cant turn temperature and weather off to save FPS
81: you dig ramps in nearby ponds so people wont drown

[breadbocks]

75. You need Alcohol to get through the working day.

already done that one

Really? Damn. Anyways, fix'd.

[DeathDomino]

82. You get yourself killed for a silk sock

[Ultimuh]

83. You are banned from the local church, because you always try to steal clothes from the deceased when attending funerals.

[Aspgren]

Within my first week of playing DF I drew this.

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edit:
84. You wear two caps under your helm. Just in case you see a man with a whip.

[Meanmelter]

85. You cook your food with Magma instead of a microwave/stove.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

85. You cook your food with Magma instead of a microwave/stove.

86. The police complain about your dwarfy antics, again, and you manage to make them even more confused by "compromising" though building bauxite cooking equipment that's powered by magma.

[Fayceless]

87. You believe you should be put in charge of the American Immigration department; it's quite simple, really.

88. When trying to predict the outcome of an election, you find out who has more friends.

89. Your cat adopts you. No, that's actually correct.

89. Whenever you're in a bad mood, you throw furniture, simply because it's the only viable option to restoring your happiness.

[darkrider2]

72: You put wooden upright spikes in your childrens bedroom to teach them to evade attackers.
73: You have a repeater in your basement to operate #72.

Not wooden spikes you madman!!!

90: accidentally kill your children

[Meanmelter]

72: You put wooden upright spikes in your childrens bedroom to teach them to evade attackers.
73: You have a repeater in your basement to operate #72.

Not wooden spikes you madman!!!

90: accidentally kill your children

91.Make your Wife carry her last child into the battlefield to use it as a shield.
92.Have a valid reason why you may strip all the cloths off your body, randomly punch the tax collector, and jump into a pool of magma.

[Aspgren]

93. Always walk around with atleast 1 murderous dog to ward off kidnappers.

[Ultimuh]

93. Always walk around with atleast 1 murderous dog to ward off kidnappers.

94. And a mule, two horses, a muskox and a warbear.

[Meanmelter]

93. Always walk around with atleast 1 murderous dog to ward off kidnappers.

94. A war mule, two war horses, a war muskox, and a war bear.

Fixed

[Vertigon]

95. You are cave adapted.

[nordak]

96. You fear dust bunnies as they may be kobolds and will stab you for your socks.