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[Ricky]

1031. you dye everything in your house light blue. (for microline of course!)

1035: You notice that a centain somebody spelled microcline wrong.


Don't worry. I did too.

[Aramco]

1031. you dye everything in your house light blue. (for microline of course!)

1035: You notice that a centain somebody spelled microcline wrong.


Don't worry. I did too.

1036: You notice that a certain somebody spelled 'certain' wrong.

[Aramco]

So, Gatleos, how far along are you on that list?

[Rose]

1037: You realize that nobody knows how to spell adamantine.

[Rushmik]

1023) If someone in Real Life tells you they are a gardener you tell them to get out.

I see what you did there.

I approve of this message.

1037) You attempt to train your pet budgie to be a war budgie before releasing it into a room of cats

[Ultimuh]

1023) If someone in Real Life tells you they are a gardener you tell them to get out.

I see what you did there.

I approve of this message.

1037) You attempt to train your pet budgie to be a war budgie before releasing it into a room of cats

1038) It actually manage to kill two cats by bruising heir lungs/brains/hearts, one by decapicating it and two more by beating them with their own tails.

[UnrealJake]

1039) You have a wet dream about Toady adding forestry and orchards to Dwarf Fortress.

Sadly true.

[TomiTapio]

1040) You call the super-valuable metal 'Minty' instead of using its hard to spell name.
1041) You mod in a second, tougher hardwood material to separate cheap wood from nice furniture hardwood.

(oak, ash, mahogany, chestnut, maple, highwood, redcedar, redwood, sequoia, cypress, yew, puzzle-tree, black-cap, nether-cap, blood thorn, glumprong)

[Darvi]

1040) You call the super-valuable metal 'Minty' instead of using its hard to spell name. Adamantium because after playing so much DF there's no way you wouldn't know the name.

[Korgus]

1040) You call the super-valuable metal 'Minty' instead of using its hard to spell name. Adamantium Adamantine because after playing so much DF there's no way you wouldn't know the name.

[UnrealJake]

(oak, ash, mahogany, chestnut, maple, highwood, redcedar, redwood, sequoia, cypress, yew, puzzle-tree, black-cap, nether-cap, blood thorn, glumprong)

This is like porn to me.

[Megaman3321]

1043. In an attempt to get real Tower Caps, you modify some mushrooms' DNA to grow really big with lots of spawn.

1044: You later learn that these mushrooms' spores are hallucinogenic when inhaled. You then weaponize this.

[Gatleos]

So, Gatleos, how far along are you on that list?

Getting there, but still quite a bit to go. It's taking so long because I have to delete duplicate entries and give credit for every single sgin.

[Bdthemag]

1045) You drink strong alcohol everyday, for every meal and whenever your thirsty.

[manboricua]

1046: You checked the name "Dwarf Fortress" in the dictionary, and found the definition as "Perfect Game, NUF SED!!!".

1047: You redo your fortress for every DF version update, no matter what.

1048: You interchange the names God and Toady when praying, no matter the religion.