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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270420 times)

GamerKnight

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #675 on: February 24, 2011, 12:32:33 am »
878. You offered Toady certain... services for him to drop everything and focus completely on DF.

P.S. Can someone give me a link that will tell me about BoatMurdered?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #676 on: February 24, 2011, 12:42:26 am »
879:Whenever you see a little green humanoid the first thing that you want to do is stab him
880:You digged throught the crust of earth to get Adamantine
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #677 on: February 24, 2011, 12:45:46 am »
Quote from: GamerKnight link=topic=72354.msg2014173#msg2014173 date=1298525553
P.S. Can someone give me a link that will tell me about BoatMurdered?
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http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered

edit: somehow, I kind of screwed up the quote..  ???
« Last Edit: February 24, 2011, 12:47:24 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #678 on: February 24, 2011, 12:55:59 am »
yea that's... interesting...
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #679 on: February 24, 2011, 01:08:16 am »
Someone has raped the quote button.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #680 on: February 24, 2011, 07:48:54 am »
Quote from: Ultimuh on February 24, 2011, 12:45:46 am
Quote from: GamerKnight on February 24, 2011, 12:32:33 am
P.S. Can someone give me a link that will tell me about BoatMurdered?



http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered

edit: somehow, I kind of screwed up the quote..  ???


Fix'd for you.
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #681 on: February 24, 2011, 03:26:49 pm »
881.You desinged your room in Your fortress
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #682 on: February 24, 2011, 04:47:09 pm »
882. Your room is 1x2, and only has a bed, even though your house is the size of a hangar
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #683 on: February 24, 2011, 06:52:02 pm »
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on February 24, 2011, 12:25:18 am
Quote from: Ricky on February 23, 2011, 10:27:22 pm
876: You have all the intentions in the world to haunt your house once you pass away.

877.  You will also commute to the office where you will annoy your former coworkers or whoever the new people are too, just for the fun of it.
That actually sounds like something I would do.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #684 on: February 24, 2011, 08:54:06 pm »
883. You go to church and argue with the priest that Armok could kick God's arse.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #685 on: February 24, 2011, 08:55:35 pm »
Quote from: GamerKnight on February 24, 2011, 08:54:06 pm
883. You go to church and argue with the priest that Armok could kick God's arse.
884. You decide to start your own church! With Armok! And hookers!
885. In fact, forget Armok and the church!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #686 on: February 24, 2011, 09:06:53 pm »
886. You read a bumper sticker saying this:

"Say NO: To height and density
              blah blah blah
             in the Florida Keys"

as talking about rasing sea level and increasing the density of limestone, rather than a statement about no high rises. And then wondering if increasing sea level would help fishing :P
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #687 on: February 24, 2011, 09:15:42 pm »
887. Every animal you own has a full name.
888. Despite the fact that a lot of these signs directly conflict each other, you manage to do all of them anyway.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #688 on: February 25, 2011, 05:52:31 pm »
Quote from: iceball3 on February 24, 2011, 09:15:42 pm
887. Every animal you own has a full name.
888. Despite the fact that a lot of these sgins directly conflict each other, you manage to do all of them anyway.

fix'd that for ya
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #689 on: February 25, 2011, 06:13:53 pm »
Quote from: Ricky on February 25, 2011, 05:52:31 pm
Quote from: iceball3 on February 24, 2011, 09:15:42 pm
887. Every animal you own has a full name.
888. Despite the fact that a lot of these sgins directly conflict each other, you manage to do all of them anyway.

fix'd that for ya
889. You go around editing dictionaries in an attempt to make people forget that the word "sgins" was once "signs".
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