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[SolarShado]

857. You firmly believe that the story of BoatMurdered should be taught in every grade-school history class, because, of course, it really happened dammit!

[Megaman3321]

858. While watching Gold Rush, you think "why don't they just bring in a legendary miner?"

859. While watching the same show, you hope that what they actually have is limonite, which is far more useful anyway.

860. You view the Florida Keys as an almost perfect embark zone; You have FLUX, loads of trees, and plenty of dwarven reactor spots, along with clay. Only problem is that trading is still broken, so you can't import enough iron to make steel in meaningful amounts.

[Sysice]

861. When you start announcing the real-time results of a All-Species Bloodbath in Arena mode to someone who has no knowledge of DF. "Ooh, the unicorn just died. Bat Man suffocated! Ah man, I was hoping the dwarf would go farther, but it just got smashed into a wall."
True story.
862. You go to a bonfire and wonder why everyone's sitting in a circle around empty space.

[Rose]

862: When you refer to the blueprints supplied by your clients as being 'dwarven' because there's no way they can exist in euclidean geometry.

[magistrate101]

863: you come here to tell everyone that Urist Mcdoodle has created a masterpiece engraving.

[Terrahex]

865 (we listed 862 twice) you hope to see an article on dwarf fortress in Game Informer every issue
866. you dig up old gravestones to steal socks.

[em312s0n]

867: you refuse to take a bath fearing the water will encase you in ice
868: you believe that a single pillar would support the whole upper levels of your house
869: you throw roaches at your annoying friend hoping that his head explodes in gore

[Keita]

870: Your put in rehab after nearly starving twice from continuosely playing Dwarf Fortress.
871: Your MP3 player has two tracks, the DF intro and guitar music.

[optimumtact]

870: Your put in rehab after nearly starving twice from continuously playing Dwarf Fortress.
871: Your MP3 player has two tracks, the DF intro and guitar music.

872: Your MP3 Player recently received many more tracks thanks to Soundsense.

[NW_Kohaku]

869: you throw roaches at your annoying friend hoping that his head explodes in gore

873.  But then you are struck with the sudden fear that your still annoying friend will haunt you after death.  (There's a thought for that...)
874.  You handcraft some coffins and put them in your basement "just to be prepared"... and don't understand why people keep avoiding you after you say things like that.

[eepkeep]

875. You keep a separate refrigerator for each type of food you have, regardless of how much space it takes up, plus one empty one "just in case".
876. You keep spare refrigerators in your attic.
877. When short on cash, you strip naked and offer the cashier your clothing.
878. You refuse to take medicine thinking it's an exploit because a proper biochemistry system hasn't been implemented yet.

[Scaraban]

857. You firmly believe that the story of BoatMurdered should be taught in every grade-school history class, because, of course, it really happened dammit!

it isn't already?!?!?

[magistrate101]

857. You firmly believe that the story of BoatMurdered should be taught in every grade-school history class, because, of course, it really happened dammit!

it isn't already?!?!?

No, sadly, I wish to see my history teacher ramble on about BoatMurdered =3

[Ricky]

876: You have all the intentions in the world to haunt your house once you pass away.

[NW_Kohaku]

876: You have all the intentions in the world to haunt your house once you pass away.

877.  You will also commute to the office where you will annoy your former coworkers or whoever the new people are too, just for the fun of it.