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[Chilton]

97: You start digging in your back yard with your bare hands, and maybe a pickaxe you made out of stone and sticks, in your life long search for Adamantine!

[ChocoRokk]

98. You purposely kill your children.

[MrNuke]

99. You eat cat roast everyday.

"Drum roll for number 100!"

[Sentientdeth]

100. You've served flybrain soup to your friends.

[thijser]

101 You are affraid to be outside at night because of the bogeymen.

[NotPete]

102: You've tried to stuff 10 puppies, 15 cats, 9 elephant calfs, 3 horses, and 5 donkeys into a cage.
103: You've tried to 'embark' on a volcano.
104: You've tried to start a farm underground.
105: You've tried to support a whole building with one column.
106: You've tried to build a perpetial motion machine using waterwheels and a pump.
107: You try to pay for things using only rock crafts you made yourself.
108: You brutally beat anyone who refuses to make you 4 nickel objects.
109: You don't clean up any trash/dead things/blood that is not underground. There won't be miasma, so who cares?
110: You can easly get over the death of a loved one if the dining room is really fancy.

[Da Spadger]

111 - You successfully violate the laws of physics by building a water reactor.
112 - You then burn it down by accident.
113 - The next week, you build one powered by magma.

[Gearheart]

114. Your family is murdered, your pets killed, and all your stuff has been stolen, but you had a REALLY nice lunch, so it's been a good day on average
115. You stand over a fire to burn your fat off and become immune to heat damage

[Keita]

116 - You throw a tantrum at a jewlers when you can't a Diamond that you needed to make this really cool thing you had in your head
117 - when the cops come to arrest you for public disturbance you rip their throats out

[quip]

118: You consider cannibalisms main ethical problem be that it's what elves do.
119: You don't understand what graphics are for.

[Ratbert_CP]

120. You've heard maggots purr
121. You've tried to milk those maggots
122. You know that Indiana Jones *is* the ultimate adventurer
123. You've dodged a spider, jumping over a stair railing in the process
124. You store all your food and drink in barrels (and you're *not* a pirate)
125. You start reconfiguring the cubicles at work to ease pathfinding

[Johnfalcon99977]

What have I created?

[Ratbert_CP]

What lever have I pulled?

Fixed it for you...

126. Refer to the initial action of any ill-fated process as "Pulling the Lever"

[Keita]

127 - Blamed said lever pulling on a unskilled co-worker
128 - Pleaded not to be hammered in the face for pulling a lever

[gtmattz]

129:  You get adopted by a cat and name him 'Biscuit'