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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 265835 times)

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #540 on: February 06, 2011, 05:08:01 pm »
733. I've tried to dodge army draft by having a fey mood, creating a fish statuette with menacing spikes of fish bone and pictures of dwarves speaking with dwarves on it, and becoming a legendary fish dissector that is too usefull to be a simple recruit.

For some strange reason it didn't work. Probably a bug in the newest version of life.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #541 on: February 06, 2011, 05:23:46 pm »
734. You are looking into buying real estate on a cliff face or mountain so that you can enact your plans to carve a giant statue of yourself to serve as your house.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #542 on: February 06, 2011, 05:44:30 pm »
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on February 06, 2011, 05:23:46 pm
734. You are looking into buying real estate on a cliff face or mountain so that you can enact your plans to carve a giant statue of yourself to serve as your house.

735. With your giant, open mouth beign the entrance.
736. Every so often you would pull THAT lever again and cause teeth-shaped-stone-trap to crush some unwanted visitors.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #543 on: February 07, 2011, 11:29:35 am »
Quote from: Stworca on February 06, 2011, 05:44:30 pm
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on February 06, 2011, 05:23:46 pm
734. You are looking into buying real estate on a cliff face or mountain so that you can enact your plans to carve a giant statue of yourself to serve as your house.

735. With your giant, open mouth beign the entrance.
736. Every so often you would pull THAT lever again and cause teeth-shaped-stone-trap to crush some unwanted visitors.
737. You consider creating an immensly complicated fluid logic clock that would automate the pulling of THAT lever.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #544 on: February 07, 2011, 12:52:57 pm »
738: When paying a visit to the zoo, you wonder why those 2 elehants need so much space. 26 in one cage seems so much more efficient.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #545 on: February 07, 2011, 05:15:38 pm »
Speaking of animals in cages...

739.  You find nothing odd about the notion that a camel might be able to carry another camel in a cage on its back along with several crates of stone ore.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #546 on: February 07, 2011, 09:38:38 pm »
740. In fact, you really don't care that you can fit a paradoxical amount of boxes inside each other.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #547 on: February 08, 2011, 08:37:57 am »
741. You have a zoo full of forgotten beasts in your room.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #548 on: February 08, 2011, 10:01:52 am »
742: When ever you see a platypus, you hear this in you head:
The forgotten beast Ofezel Ferethafus has come! A great furry otter. It has a long flat tail and a duck-like bill. Beware it's deadly venom!
 
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #549 on: February 08, 2011, 11:03:54 am »
Quote from: TolyK on February 08, 2011, 08:37:57 am
741. You have a zoo full of forgotten breasts in your room.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #550 on: February 08, 2011, 11:06:39 am »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #551 on: February 08, 2011, 11:24:48 am »
743.  When you heard about the movie "How To Train Your Dragon", you immediately wanted to see it, thinking it was a self-help guide to give people the [RESPONSIBILITY:TAME_EXOTICS] token.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #552 on: February 08, 2011, 12:16:22 pm »
744. You have posted in a forum thread wishing the developer's pet cat a happy birthday.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #553 on: February 08, 2011, 01:01:08 pm »
745. you dontb think its odd that you can only remember the birthdays of the developer his brother and the cat
746. You design your fortress in anticipation of future changes such like inns temples etc.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #554 on: February 08, 2011, 01:10:48 pm »
747. reading the developer's cat's birthday thread makes you wonder if it's alive, dead, or both.
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