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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270449 times)

Gatleos

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #510 on: January 30, 2011, 11:41:24 pm »

703. You believe that if you ever met Toady in real life he would glow brightly every few seconds due to his legendary programming skills.
This has to be true.
Heck, if he doesn't, then I demand he carry a flashlight around everyone so that he can.
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Tarn: "I'm legendary! I have to do this from now on."
Zach: "...Do you have the swine flu again?"
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #511 on: January 31, 2011, 02:53:46 am »

703. You believe that if you ever met Toady in real life he would glow brightly every few seconds due to his legendary programming skills.
This has to be true.
Heck, if he doesn't, then I demand he carry a flashlight around everyone so that he can.
*Tarn approaches Zach while repeatedly flicking the switch of a flashlight he has pointed at his face*
Zach: "What are you doing?"
Tarn: "I'm legendary! I have to do this from now on."
Zach: "...Do you have the swine flu again?"
Yeah, well, better to use a flashlight than to shine like Edward Cullen, eh?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #512 on: January 31, 2011, 06:28:01 am »

704-5 you've played in/run a Dwarf fortress RPG in the forums.
706 becuase you're waiting with baited breath for the next upgrade.
tMoM Has done 704 before.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #513 on: January 31, 2011, 06:29:50 am »

708(i think?):When you meet another bay12'er in real life you both hold profile pictures in front of your faces
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #514 on: January 31, 2011, 08:40:40 am »

709: Those profiles are either of dwarves or of cat(girl)s or Touhou.
710: You then sit down and try to play DF over wifi.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #515 on: January 31, 2011, 11:55:02 am »

709: Those profiles are either of dwarves or of cat(girl)s.

Or Touhou, right?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #516 on: January 31, 2011, 12:46:24 pm »

fix'd. forgot about that...
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #517 on: January 31, 2011, 03:30:06 pm »

Wow. This thread seems to be very popular, I still check on it even though the majority of my time is spent in Forum Games and Roleplaying.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #518 on: January 31, 2011, 04:07:10 pm »

709: Those profiles are either of dwarves or of cat(girl)s.

Or Touhou, right?
Great, now I'm trying to imagine Orin as a dwarf :-\
Of course with her living underground near the circus with all jobs disabled but refuse hawling, she's not that far away from being one.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #519 on: January 31, 2011, 04:38:03 pm »

709: Those profiles are either of dwarves or of cat(girl)s.

Or Touhou, right?
Great, now I'm trying to imagine Orin as a dwarf :-\
Of course with her living underground near the circus with all jobs disabled but refuse hawling, she's not that far away from being one.

Heh, I remember talking about Okuu as a Forgotten Beast or a Clown.  I believe what was responded to me was: "The day that Toady creates the code for a three-legged nuclear-powered Hell Raven that generates and throws suns at people to be procedurally generated and attack a fortress, the entire world will implode in a singularity of awesomeness."
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #520 on: January 31, 2011, 10:32:10 pm »

what.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #522 on: February 01, 2011, 01:09:49 am »

Utsuho / Okuu has what has to be the best superpower (for flashy firefights, not for sheer hax) ever, and some of the best spellcards.

See this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQLIaZUOnBU

Especially Peta Flare, around 3:17 on that clip.  She makes it rain suns.  Best. Superpower. Ever.

(And now we start the "Signs you are too much of a Touhou Fanboy" thread...)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #523 on: February 01, 2011, 08:40:49 am »

711.Hitting people with small object counts as a devastating attack. That contact area is so small!
712.Though, throwing whales at people works too.
713.Maybe even dual wield them too...
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #524 on: February 01, 2011, 12:34:55 pm »

714 : Every object that you've ever made has pictures of dwarves in pig tail and dwarves on it. The dwarves speak with the dwarves.
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