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[optimumtact]

623:You lobbied the government to have hammering included as a lawful punishment for crime.

iceball3, 651 isn't the same as 621
and Artifakt broke the counting order

[iceball3]

623:You lobbied the government to have hammering included as a lawful punishment for crime.

iceball3, 651 isn't the same as 621
and Artifakt broke the counting order

Oh geez. Thanks.

[Gatleos]

Live, thread! LIIIIIIVE

624. You teach your children to do a keg stand at the age of seven.
625. You are disappointed that they still haven't grown beards at that age.

[GrueSlayer]

626: You spend several years digging an elaborate system of tunnels, floodgates, pumps, and cisterns because obsidian is worth more than regular stone.

[FearfulJesuit]

627: You printed out a Microsoft Word document of Planepacked, and have read it.

[SolarShado]

627: You printed out a Microsoft Word document of Planepacked, and have read it.

628. You've printed Planepacked into one of your fortresses.

[Ranzear]

629. You nominate Audie Murphy for Honorary Legendary Dwarfdom (if he wasn't just a very large Dwarf to begin with!)

[iceball3]

630. You write entire novels by lining up a bunch of animals in DF.

[KaguroDraven]

631. You contribute to a list of '*random number* signs that you play dwarf fortress too much'

[iceball3]

631. You contribute to a list of '*random number* sgins that you play dwarf fortress too much'

fix'd

[RandAnima]

Long time reader, first time poster (on any forum, ever).

632. You manage a bakery, and think to yourself, "I would do so much better with a DF interface."
633. You go home and mod in baking reactions, and build a better bakery.
634. You consider the 10 hours spent doing so far more productive than the 8 you spent doing your job.

[Funk-Tech Operative #3]

635. You end up musing about how much more advanced the world generator is in real life compared to dwarf fortress'

[vadia]

202*pi (approx) You read posters at your son's school because it says "BRONZE"
636 You're tempted to make a bismusth bronze poster and sneak it onto the school wall.
637 You're disappointed that roses are on the list of things on the wall.  There are no roses in DF!

[Qinetix]

638: You got a fluffy wambler as a pet

[Keita]

639: Animal control busts you for caging animals in your room when you said "I don't want them to breed."

640: It probably didn't help your case when you added "I was waiting for the kitties and puppies to grow so I can buture them."