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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 259672 times)

thijser

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2010, 03:30:16 am »

51 You get irrited by sunlight.
52 You close every door behind you to save FPS.
53 Your house doesn't have a door but instead it has a drawbridge with a dirt trench in front of it to stop invaders.
54 You have a pet cat chained next to your door to prevent intruders.
55 You don't ever feed your pet and expect them to breed.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2010, 03:38:19 am »

56. You generally hate tall people and enviormentalists with a passion.
57. You ask people for tasks and are disapointed when they don't tell you to kill a Winged Iron Giant Lobster that lives in a makeshift shrine.
58. You are even more dissapointed when they don't agree to follow you around for glory and death.
59. You freak out at seeing man-made materials made of any metal more advanced than bronze.
60. You really hate rich people and those working directly for the government, trying to set up "unfortunate accidents" whenever possible.
61. You question the sanity of the police who arrest you for doing the former.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2010, 04:14:07 am »

The 7 key has the ampersand "&."
No it doesn't. 7 has the slash "/". If you are looking for &, it's on the key 6.

62. You tell environmentalists to stfu. Everybody knows climate will not change post world gen.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2010, 04:39:12 am »

Odd.  I guess maybe keyboards from different parts of the world use different symbols with their numbers? Maybe different kinds of keyboards? QWERTY, U.S., is what I had in mind.

63. Any time you find yourself with nothing to do, you throw a party.  It never bothers you if nobody shows up.

64. You try to put a stop to loud, useless parties by stealing tables.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2010, 04:44:15 am by Fayceless »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2010, 04:53:19 am »

65. You keep running into other peoples houses and sleeping in their beds.

And yea, I have the & on 7.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2010, 05:47:17 am »

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2010, 11:18:45 am »

And yea, I have the & on 7.
This.

At last, I see why Toady started us off with 7 dwarves

66. You (or are trying to) grew a beard of epicness.

Edit: 67. You started or took place in the Dwarvinism thread.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2010, 11:27:31 am »

1000: You replied to this topic.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2010, 11:34:16 am »

1000: You replied to this topic.



Thats not very insane for Dwarf fort-ish.

Forget that sgin.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2010, 01:14:51 pm »

68: you create drowning traps to kill immigrants

69: you hate lego
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2010, 01:34:27 pm »

  • It's been two weeks since your broken leg surgery, and no one has brought you crutches yet.
  • You die preparing Chrismas dinner, eaten by a carp (European joke only)
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2010, 01:53:37 pm »

72: You put wooden upright spikes in your childrens bedroom to teach them to evade attackers.
73: You have a repeater in your basement to operate #72.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2010, 02:03:33 pm »

Not wooden spikes you madman!!! :o
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2010, 02:08:39 pm »

Wooden spears.
74. Accidentally harm someone that you try to train by screwing up spikes and spears.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2010, 03:49:37 pm »

75. You chuck rocks into volcanoes to save FPS.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2010, 04:33:55 pm by breadbocks »
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