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[hector13]

Trump doesn't go far enough if he was playing DF. The migrants are still alive if you build the wall.

[TheBiggerFish]

2312:

Trump doesn't go far enough if he was playing DF. The migrants are still alive if you build the wall.

[Nilbert]

2313:  When your son/daughter asks for an elf on the shelf for the holidays, and you explode in anger, given him/her a timeout after lecturing them about the true nature of elves.

[TheBiggerFish]

2314: You name a child Urist.

[DF_Silvestre]

2315. You begin nicknaming your children according to their natures/achievements/killed megabeasts.

Urist Stinkstreak

[Nilbert]

2316: You spend five hours searching amazon for a diorite mug that menaces with spikes of aquamarine.

[OAOGigmaster]

2317: You confuse your DM by insisting that the enemy would use gabbro boulders, since gabbro is one of the heaviest non-economy rocks available.

[rosareven]

2318: You see words like "designation", "mandate" in real life context but you can't help inserting dwarves into the imagery.

[muldrake]

2320:  You make some fried chicken and open a can of spinach and decide it's a biscuit since it has two ingredients.

You add a number to your own post because you just realized that's a convention on this thread.

[StagnantSoul]

2319: You make profiles for your friends in your head DF style.

[snow dwarf]

Necro, because this was hillarious.
2320, you wonder why wolverine's claws aren't blue.

[TheBiggerFish]

2322:You get annoyed with the bookkeepers when you find that people are counting things wrong.

[MoonyTheHuman]

2323: You get this list beyond 2323 because its a double number

[Pvt. Pirate]

2324: UristMcPlayer cancels "drink beer" for "look into empty fridge". UristMcPlayer cancels "look into empty fridge" for "drink beer".

[Grimlocke]

2325: Now where did I leave that... UristMcYou cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Item inaccessible. UristMcYou cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Item inaccessible. UristMcYou cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Item inaccessible. UristMcYou cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Item inaccessible. UristMcYou cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Item inaccessible. UristMcYou cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Item inaccessible. UristMcYou cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Item inaccessible.