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[Bumber]

2297: The year of your fort.

You live in it.

[Dunamisdeos]

2298: An asteroid the size of Texas is heading for the earth. You are part of the team that must find a solution to avoid worldwide devastation.

You manage to convince the governments of the world to recruit a team made up of a renowned cheesemaker, a master pottery artisan, two lifetime employees at the local water pump facility, and an outdoorsman specializing in animal trapping. You design and oversee their construction of a machine made out of clockwork gears and soap that will launch live cats via hydraulic catapult en-masse directly at the asteroid in the hope that it will deflect it from its course.

The plan works flawlessly, the asteroid is diverted, and the entire team involved dies in an unrelated workplace accident.

[Bumber]

2299: The "Days since magma-related incident" sign reads "0", as usual.

[Roguedragon999]

 2300: whenever you see something you immediately think of how you could weaponize in no matter how mundane it really is

[Urist McVoyager]

2301: You're watching the demo screens on the TVs at work, and thinking of how you'd build a fort in those landscapes without ruining the scenic view.

[Noel.se]

2302. You use the default df tileset as the font for your browser.

[Imic]

2302. You use the default df tileset as the font for your browser.

I DON'T DO SO,ETHING LIKE THIS. HU HUH.

[pikachu17]

2303:You drained your boss of blood. Then you blamed it on his visiting 3-year old daughter.

[Gwolfski]

2302. You use the default df tileset as the font for your browser.

How? You must tell me!

[Sanctume]

2302. You use the default df tileset as the font for your browser.

How? You must tell me!

There are font files found in the df subfolders for some tilesets. 
There is a setting to use custom fonts for a browser.

[pikachu17]

2304:this is how many years you've been playing Dwarf Fortress. Those time machine and water of youth maker both turned out to be useful

[DF_Silvestre]

2305. You're still listing reasons off. Six years later.

[TheBiggerFish]

2306. You have modded in !!FIRE!!, regular fire not being burny enough.

[Nilbert]

2307:  You write a lengthy leader to the United Nations explaining that all water born diseases can be easily eliminated with a +diorite mechanism+, a marble block, and a -enormous copper corkscrew-.

[ReynTheLord]

2308: You start looking up how to make references to other things in dwarven. For your story.
 
2309: You call people "Urist Mc(Somethingwhichdescribesthem)" if you don't remember their names
2310: You want to commit genocide against elephants
2311: You feel like trump has the right idea, if he was indeed playing dwarf fortress.