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[BadLeo]

2268. You keep a list of your partner preferred materials and try to have plenty of it readily available. Just in case.

2269. You think it is unwise for her/him not to do the same. Unwise and undwarfy.

[Sver]

2270. You delusionally imagine the process of getting through aquifer with double-slit method instead of getting normal sleep.

(actually happened)

[Calidovi]

2270. You delusionally imagine the process of getting through aquifer with double-slit method instead of getting normal sleep.

(actually happened)

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Back in my DF 5-hour-day playtime, all the dreams I could remember were some sort of ASCII-IRL hybrid. It was unnerving.

[TheBiggerFish]

2271. This:

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Back in my DF 5-hour-day playtime, all the dreams I could remember were some sort of ASCII-IRL hybrid. It was unnerving.

[Sanctume]

2272: You are confused if DF-5-hour-day play time is casual for a weeknight.

[Psilobe]

Better to drag this one up than create a new I think. Dwarf fortress has been around long enough to survive such an atrocity.

You know you have played too much dwarf fortress when you can tell which material which has been mined just by looks.

Just to explain, I have used iron hand graphics for at least 5 years. I know it's more but don't want to overshoot. Combine with the "patterns" in which minerals show I just had this moment where when I was mining out a tavern and got a lot of red the first thought that struck me was that is cinnabar.

God damit, the only way dwarf fortress can teach us more about stones and rocks is if tectonics were simulated.

[TheBiggerFish]

2273:You have learned geology from DF.

[Dunamisdeos]

2274: You ask your family to pass the butter zasit at dinner.

[90908]

2275: You become confused when you read fantasy literature with dwarves in it that are not suicidal/magma fetishists.

[Dunamisdeos]

2276: You are surprised when 50 Shades of Grey is not a manual on magma-safe sedimentary materials.

[Baffler]

2277: you build and master the Udeb, and conscript your family members for the Nish and the Atön, so you can "do justice to" the masterfully composed example of The Drinks of Hollowing your adventurer wrote.

[OAOGigmaster]

2278: When you send complaints to your resident nation's military for not sending you your pension checks after fishing every year for twenty years.

[90908]

2279: Your celebrities are on the Bay12 forums. You squee a little bit when they acknowledge your existence.

[pikachu17]

2280: You quote the game, and quote the mods. And when other people don't get the quotes, look at them like "how can you NOT know that quote?"

[90908]

2281: You find it disappointing when a game does not replicate the human circulatory system.