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[Witty]

My keyboard has now become a hodgepodge of various mythical creatures
The & will never be looked upon the same way again...

[Scoops Novel]

When you dream about it.  This morning, my dreams featured Cersei from Game of Thrones complaining about the lack of castle windows and I suggested that she just use all the gems we've mined for gem windows.  In the dream, I actually started to navigate through the DF menus to queue the task up.

Tell me more, quickly

[palu]

You don't expect floating walls to fall because you turned off cave-ins

[flame99]

You see perched birds and feel bad for them because they can't path to the ground.

[mnjiman]

You consider the game easy.

[Vlad]

You consider the game easy.

But the game is easy! That's why people set restrictions on themselves and do megaprojects.

[LordBaal]

Like a forest of impaled people?

[Volfgarix]

1950.
Your boss provides you with alcohol, because he knows that you work better then.

[LordBaal]

1951- At the same time you get suspicious of that conspicuous lever in his office, and the recent load of molten lava suspended over your office under some office reorganizations nonsense.

[fricy]

1952 You make a mandate for another keg of beer and pull it to see what happens.

[Hetairos]

1954. Your room contains a bunch of rock levers. You aren't sure what would happen if you pulled them, but one certainly floods the house with magma.

[Urist MacNoob]

1955. You go into strange moods on occasion with all materials but your computer, some strips of cloth and some cow milk on forbid, producing an artifact mindfuck. And that one time you got a door named Fondleglove the Wood of Subtlety.

[Volfgarix]

1954. Your room contains a bunch of rock levers. You aren't sure what would happen if you pulled them, but one certainly floods the house with magma.

You missed 1953, so now is 1954.

[DwarfMan98]

1955- You open a book and expect all the information to just flow into you.
1956- You reprogram your computer to have dwarf fortress signs or pictures at almost every pixel
1957- You haul everything back to a certain location in your !!house!!, even when you did not pay...
1958- You get into a fight and bite the person's hand/foot/ear/tooth/anything-else off and proceed to throw it at them
1959- You put all your rotten food in a diagonal area expecting no gross things to come through, like miasma
1960- You throw a tantrum if you experience something/dont get something that a dwarf would be unhappy about.

[oven_baked]

You consider the game easy.

But the game IS easy 

1961- you can navigate the menu system without a single miss step and when somebody asks you how to build something you can give them exactly what keys to press to access it.