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[LordBaal]

You double post in this thread.

[LordBaal]

You triple post in this thread while playing in the office!

[fricy]

When your computer doesn't want to boot, you fix it with !!MAGMA!!

[Hasse]

OMG Guys you forgot to put numbers on your !!signs!!

[LordBaal]

Reason 1940, you actually counted (probably wrong) the number of reasons to keep the trend.

[Torknick]

When you kill your girfriends pet carp.

[Graknorke]

Someone mentions spiders and your first thought is silk farms.

[ragnarok97071]

N+1: Whenever someone mentions that something can't fit through a door, you assume they are insane because anything can fit in a single square other than a wagon.

[100Rads]

You build houses out of soap.

[mnjiman]

You can stop playing for several months, and still know how to play like a pro.

[Kumis]

You have a slight panic whenever you see a guineafowl in real life.

Whenever you see a guineafowl in real life, that is.

[VerdantSF]

When you dream about it.  This morning, my dreams featured Cersei from Game of Thrones complaining about the lack of castle windows and I suggested that she just use all the gems we've mined for gem windows.  In the dream, I actually started to navigate through the DF menus to queue the task up.

[DwarfMan98]

When you stab your boss's (Or any other person) chest, thinking he's a bandit.

[manboricua]

1949 - Have a long list of games on several game clients. Never boot them. Just embark in another fortress to have FUN!

[wer6]

Whenever you see A old tree you think "oh god some elf might be hiding near it, waiting to ask for money when you pass by" and then start trying to cut it down.