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[WaffleEggnog]

1910; Your dead.

[Megaman3321]

1910; Your dead.

C'mon now, that's too obvious. It has to be something like

1911: You died in an experiment involving train tracks, cats, and many many levers.

[TolyK]

1912: Your lights turn off, even though the levers that control them are connected only with gears.

[Megaman]

1913: You scream to children at the beach that if they dig too deep while building their sand castles demons will come to destroy them

And the parents agree

[Detahramet]

1914: You hold every single cheese worker, fish worker, honey worker, animal worker, leather worker, wax worker, etc. in contempt, and wish that they will all die a horrible death relating to magma.

1915: You consider a titanic statue of a dwarf made out of obsidian, with eyes of magma, that is constantly chugging a giant barrel of booze and urinating that booze, to be a realistically obtainable and classy but not snobish yard ornament.

[mnjiman]

1916: You want to own a pickaxe, or went to buy one just because.

[Kamin]

1917: You halfway expect to see thrips men and giant ticks on your 8 km nature runs.

[Detahramet]

1918:
You don't care if you see thrips men and giants ticks on your 8 km nature runs.

[Graknorke]

1919: During your 8 km nature runs, you stop where you are and start running the other way because you saw a dog that doesn't belong to you.

[Kamin]

1920: During your 8 km nature runs you bring your baby with you as thrips men and giant tick bait.

[brainfreez]

1921. during your 8km nature runs , you start to vomit because you think you are cave-adapted .

[Sonlirain]

1922. The gif below reminds you of your 2 dwarf strong miner militia.

[Loud Whispers]

1923. The tapestry below reminds you of your 2 dwarf strong miner militia.

☺☺

[Necromunger]

1924. thinks that jpeg images viewed as .txt are just large battles of some sort.

[Detahramet]

1925: You feel compelled to yell at that top your lungs randomly on various forrum threads in an attempt to derail then:
MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA