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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1155 on: November 06, 2011, 02:58:29 pm »
1750. You rule the neighbourhood with an iron fist.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1156 on: November 06, 2011, 05:38:46 pm »
1751. "by an iron fist" means your melted your hand in magma and made a new and improved iron one. Sadly there was a lack of marble, limestone or chalk for steel.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2011, 07:36:38 pm by Light forger »
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1157 on: November 06, 2011, 05:41:00 pm »
You consider Iron the most valuable metal, not Gold.

You tell your family to stock up on Aluminum for it's value.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1158 on: November 07, 2011, 09:26:48 am »
You know and respect the important difference between   ‼ and !!.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1159 on: November 17, 2011, 10:04:24 am »
1755. You facepalm at the horrible pathfinding nightmare that are your office corridors must be.
1756. You act on that impulse and start mining out the walls to clear up space.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1160 on: November 17, 2011, 10:46:38 am »
related to 1755-Coming out of a tube station, seeing all the little exit gate, I had a furtive "my, that must be horrible for pathfinding" thought. Still freak out when I think about it.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1161 on: February 05, 2012, 01:56:56 pm »
1757 - You flush your toilet with magma
1758 - In fact, you don't need toilet. It's a garbage destroyer.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1162 on: February 05, 2012, 02:09:08 pm »
I should be studying right now, but instead I'm posting here at forums that I should be studying right now.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1163 on: February 05, 2012, 06:06:08 pm »
17??: You see a nice Stonesense rendering of someone's fort--and start mentally translating it into ASCII.
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So it turns out that dumping magma on skeletons is either a really bad idea or maybe like the best idea ever.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1164 on: February 06, 2012, 07:06:46 am »
1760 - You legitimately get bad thoughts about things and imagine them as though you were reading your own profile screen.
1761 - You think of bad smells as 'miasma' and actively refer to them as such.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1165 on: February 06, 2012, 10:09:44 am »
1762 - You grow mushrooms in corners of your house
1763 - You fear bronze statues
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I was going to change the name of battle axe to Dane axe but the I realized that there are no Danish in DF.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1166 on: February 06, 2012, 11:48:56 am »
n:You can remember when this thread was for 'sgins' and was going to stop at 1000.
n+1:You've read every sgin on this thread.
n+2:You only know that & is an ampersand from DF.
n+3:When looking at random punctuation on your keyboard you see them as objects and creatures in DF.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1167 on: February 06, 2012, 12:15:38 pm »
X+Y: You mod the '@' symbol into the dwarven face symbol, for use in other roguelikes.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1168 on: February 07, 2012, 11:51:10 pm »
1769?: Cancels Sleep: Playing Dwarf Fortress.
1770?: Cancels Work: Posting on Bay12 Forums.
1771?: Cancels Wait for next DF release: went insane.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1169 on: March 17, 2012, 02:16:19 pm »
1772: You wonder why reality doesn't speed up when you clean your house.
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