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narhiril

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1140 on: October 02, 2011, 06:22:10 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on October 02, 2011, 08:45:03 am
You write up detailed minor mod concepts along with the expected steps to build said mod in detail on your down time at work, and consider it a highly productive use of your time.

Guilty.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1141 on: October 03, 2011, 12:38:15 pm »
#whatever:

You read this whole thread


(yes, I did)
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1142 on: October 11, 2011, 08:41:13 pm »
You make a palm card with all keybinds listed so that you can still learn shortcuts when you're not playing the game.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1143 on: October 12, 2011, 03:24:10 pm »
you have memorized every shortcut combination in the game
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1144 on: October 12, 2011, 04:24:57 pm »
You propose a magma pump at the south border of the U.S instead of a fence.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1145 on: October 13, 2011, 01:00:20 pm »
You think nothing about engineering an unfortunate accident to deal with politicians (no naming names or parties folks).

You think someone breaking an oath to be a capital punishment.
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You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1146 on: October 13, 2011, 06:48:52 pm »
You refer to smoke (as in from people smoking, not fires) as "miasma", and do so persistently enough you're surprised a smoke-filled room isn't purple.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1147 on: October 18, 2011, 02:14:44 pm »
You think the video game Portal is all about doors made of glass.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1148 on: October 18, 2011, 03:23:42 pm »
You made a DF tileset for Minecraft.
You made a DF texturepack for your favorite shooter.
(guilty of both :P)
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1149 on: October 18, 2011, 06:42:38 pm »
Quote from: TolyK on October 18, 2011, 03:23:42 pm
You made a DF tileset for Minecraft.
You made a DF texturepack for your favorite shooter.
(guilty of both :P)

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1150 on: October 19, 2011, 01:36:18 pm »
I took a walk through a group (flock?) of geese that were grazing on grass to see if I could get some personal log spam:

egg cancels walk: interrupted by goose
goose is enraged!
goose is fighting!

The geese didn't cooperate which is probably fortunate. (:
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1151 on: October 19, 2011, 04:19:33 pm »
The main page fails to load once and you get all excited because you figure the new version must have dropped and you struggle to recall the address of the IRC instead of just reloading the page.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1152 on: October 20, 2011, 08:07:05 am »
A friend's Facebook status update is "You're the last Salmon man..."
And you think of Dwarf Fortress, wondering whether such a thing exists and if you'll ever kill one...
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1153 on: October 27, 2011, 07:44:46 am »
Quote from: eggrock on October 19, 2011, 01:36:18 pm
I took a walk through a group (flock?) of geese that were grazing on grass to see if I could get some personal log spam:
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Gaggle (not flying) or skein (flying). In your case, you walked through a gaggle of geese.  :)   [I did not invent the English language, thank'ee.]

(Is a week a necro for to learn something to the forum?)
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1154 on: November 06, 2011, 10:02:43 am »
For this awesome thread, NOT necroing should be punished!
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