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[Max White]

Pre-genisis 1:1
In the begining, there was super-duper-with-a-cherry-on-top God, and she was sitting back relaxing in her office, when her boss, super-duper-with-a-cherry-on-top-and-sprinkles God  comes up to her, and he was all like 'We need to talk in my office' and she was all like 'Shit! I'm going to get fired for slacking off!'
So in super-duper-with-a-cherry-on-top-and-sprinkles God's office, he was all like 'So we figure you have a large workload, and your not getting it all done!' and she was like 'Here it comes' and he was like 'So we hired you a secutary! Meet super-duper god!' and she was all like 'Score!'

[GamerKnight]

That does not answer my vital question. Does she have a good rack?

[Max White]

That does not answer my vital question. Does she have a good rack?

What are you, 16? Grow some respect! She is a freeking super-duper-with-a-cherry-on-top god. If you can't respect her, how can you ever expect to respect any mortal woman?

[GamerKnight]

Actually I am sixteen. Awesome tits take up 99% of my brain's processing power.

[Shambling Zombie]

Lol. Don't forget the next one in line, Mega-super-duper-God-with-a-cherry-on-top-and-sprinkles.

[GamerKnight]

Is this one female, and if so what about her rack? If not I don't care about them.

[Max White]

Actually I am sixteen. Awesome tits take up 99% of my brain's processing power.

As you grow up, you will come to realise two things.
The first is that large organs on the front of a woman may be fun to play with for a while, but you get over them. Soon you need something more complex to occupy your mind, and thats when personality comes into play, and you soon forget about your large fleshy toys.
The second is that the larger they are, the more they sag, therefor smaller, to a reasonable degree, is more attractive once they take their bra off.

The first lesson is significantly more important.

Lol. Don't forget the next one in line, Mega-super-duper-God-with-a-cherry-on-top-and-sprinkles.

And then comes pirate god.

[Shambling Zombie]

Then Ninja-pirate God. That's a girl.

[Max White]

lets not forget ninja-pirate-god-with-lazer-beams.

[GamerKnight]

WHOO!!! NINJA-PIRATE GODDESS!!! MEGA SWEET TITS!!!

P.S. I said great tits. Not big tits. Not huge tits. AWESOME TITS!!!

[Max White]

Is it possible to bitch slap him through the internet? Or atleast tell him about the red ninja game so he dosn't come back to the internet?

[GamerKnight]

The internet has pictures of awesome tits, therefore I will never leave. Please note that I am not a troll, I am just really enthusiastic about tits.

(And I'm joking around a little.)

[Max White]

But under rated PS2 games have so much more to offer...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[GamerKnight]

Please. The TRAILER for Dead or Alive Extreme 2 is way better than that.

[Max White]

Yea but that game was over rated.

Wait, on topic... Something about god.