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Kearn

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im not intelligent
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:20:37 pm »

holy crap why did i think this was a good idea
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Musashi

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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2010, 12:22:10 pm »

It's okay. As long as you have magma. Or the desire to use magma. Really. I feel your pain. :<
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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2010, 12:26:08 pm »

Hey Mr Grump McUrist
You know what you gotta do when life gets you down?
Just keep digging
Just keep digging
Just keep digging digging digging
What do we do we dig, dig, dig
OH HO HO How I love to dig
When you WAAAAAANNTTT to dig you want to dig

For more help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmyUkm2qlhA&feature=player_embedded

Kearn

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Re: im not intelligent
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2010, 12:43:27 pm »

so the question here is

how2notstupid
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Jacob/Lee

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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2010, 12:49:54 pm »

Just dig down there and build a little tunnel to the shaft that connects to the fortress like so:
HXXD
UOOU

X=wall
D=Down stair
U=Up stair
O=Dug out wall
H=Hatch cover/Down stair combo.

You will be able to enter and exit the caverns but when a building destroyer rolls along (troll, FB, demon etc...) you can lock the hatch and they won't be able to destroy it because they are stuck below it. Building destroyers cannot destroy hatches from below yet.

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Re: im not intelligent
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2010, 12:55:10 pm »

oblivion is inevitable
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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2010, 01:06:30 pm »

Be careful to make it fireproof, otherwise the
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can just incinerate it.
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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2010, 10:32:47 pm »

Dont worry about it dude, not digging to the third caver layer doesn't make you un-dwarfy. I haven't done it yet either, mostly because there's like 6 fb down there. Like Musashi said, as long as the desire to gain access too/use magma is there you're good.
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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2010, 10:42:30 pm »

Well, at least you still hate elves, right?
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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 11:35:11 pm »

Be careful to make it fireproof, otherwise the
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can just incinerate it.

I don't think you understand the purpose of spoiler tags.  ???
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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2010, 07:19:55 am »

Be careful to make it fireproof, otherwise the
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can just incinerate it.

I don't think you understand the purpose of spoiler tags.  ???
That was on purpose. I wanted to see if someone noticed.
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Archereon

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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2010, 12:48:51 pm »

It's okay. As long as you have magma. Or the desire to use magma. Really. I feel your pain. :<

I'm not planning on digging down that far in my current fortress. It has a volcano, and flux stone.  All I really need to do is dig down to the marble, and I'll be GOOD! 
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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2010, 12:54:42 pm »

I was digging down in my fort (channeling, really) and I breached the cavern.  Seeing as I was just there for the under ground river, I just dug over, channeled out a spot and built a well.  I'm drawing water from about 6 z-levels down.
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: I'm not dwarfy :(
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2010, 01:23:08 pm »

I suggest you dig an exploratory shaft unconnected to your main fortress(es). That way you can safely go down and check things out without getting unwelcome visitors in your dining hall.

Of course, if you dig into
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...there's nothing really to reliably keep you safe.
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Now stop being distracted by the rudeness, quit your accusations of trollery, and start arguing like real men!