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Author Topic: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!  (Read 1836 times)

DwarfyDwarf

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Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« on: December 04, 2010, 02:18:15 am »

So I had this awesome adventurer in genesis mod, and he was so awesome that he KILLED 2 CYCLOP(ae?)S AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT GETTING HURT AT ALL, And a pack of like 10 jackals and 3 lions and a giant and some dralthas and I think a dragon or something, I can't remember. ANYWAYS, while fighting the giant, a lost adventurer snuck up on me. I threw lots of fire bolts at him. He died soon enough. BUT, I got covered with flies. I was kindof freaking out, going,'WHYY MUST YOU KILL ME SOOOOOO?!'. I went to the ocean & washed off all the blood and flies.
i was Traveling when I encountered a 'FOREST SPIDER BEWARE' message. I chopped it in half, first blow. I butchered it and grabbed it, but then, for some reason, I GOT A FEVER. I started puking all over the place, and I tried to get to a town. I went to one, but it was either unpopulated or scarcely so. I went to the next town, hoping to retire so I could hopefully somehow recover. When I entered town, the pub was empty, so I went outside. I saw some people running towards me, and I payed them no attention. But then they ATTACKED ME. They just let me go to the pub, then  Killed me when I tried to leave. I was vomiting all over the place, and, just to spite someone, tried to crawl into a house. But I died in the street.

Anyways, I was wondering if retiring an adventurer would let him recover from fever?
Also, if you go to the town he's in in fortress mode, and make a hospitol, can they cure his fever?

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« Last Edit: December 04, 2010, 02:57:26 am by DwarfyDwarf »
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2010, 04:59:25 am »

an elf with a steel spear? ive never seen such a thing. maybe its genesis mod only?
anyways you probably became an enemy of that towns faction somewhere along the way...
and afaik diseases are the killer in adventure mode and so far uncurable by any means.
oh and the fever probably came fron an infected wound (since you didn't fight any titans or ohter fun stuff with syndromes)
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2010, 07:22:18 am »

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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2010, 08:34:04 am »

You should try and hunt down that elf - Could be amusing. If he has a family, kill it as well naturally
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2010, 09:21:55 am »

You should try and hunt down that elf - Could be amusing. If he has a family, kill it as well naturally
And his extended family.
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2010, 09:52:43 am »

You should try and hunt down that elf - Could be amusing. If he has a family, kill it as well naturally
And his extended family.
And lead a crusade against the Elves in that world, cut down their population a bit
About -70% should do the trick
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2010, 10:27:01 am »

I am shocked that noone has commented on that yet, but... "Mosus Agedanus the Ageless Awe-inspiring Armored Anus of Bears"?!

Was that name set up by you, or did the RNG strike again?
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2010, 11:12:43 am »

I cut an Elfs eye out because of this - Are you pleased? Are you pleased you made me do this?!
You had such an amusing name, and that SCOUNDREL tried to rob you of it
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2010, 12:27:38 pm »

I cut an Elfs eye out because of this - Are you pleased? Are you pleased you made me do this?!
You had such an amusing name, and that SCOUNDREL tried to rob you of it
We are not pleased.

You didn't kill it

or at least cut out the other eye...
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 07:21:18 pm »

I set that name up, because i got lame names like Bo Irondoor.
Yeah, I ran into a lost adventurer(line 3 of my first post), And I ran to the sea and washed myself off. The weird thing is that I got the fever after 1shotting a forest spider(poisonous blood maybe?)
I'm probably gonna hunt him/her down with a new adventurer bearing another ridiculous name. REVENGE!!!
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2010, 09:38:42 pm »

I cut an Elfs eye out because of this - Are you pleased? Are you pleased you made me do this?!
You had such an amusing name, and that SCOUNDREL tried to rob you of it
We are not pleased.

You didn't kill it

or at least cut out the other eye...
I never kill things, killing things is wrong.

I torture things until they bleed to death.
Fine, you malcontents.

Im going back with my boning knife and ill teach that insolent pathetic elf a lesson.
HAPPY? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
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Re: Where's mah paycheck, sonny? WHAT? I'm a scoundrel?!
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2010, 07:38:02 pm »

You were attacked by the lost adventurer and now you are the lost adventurer.
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