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[HmH]

Okay, plan B.
I build a portal to the mortals' realm out of rock.
Sandfolk go in and bring me humans, dead or alive.

[IronyOwl]

Somehow forgot status thingies. Fixed now.

[Humaan]

Grr....



I DEMAND YOU COME BACK!
(Force Gremlins into my hex using magic, while keeping intimidating)

[Jay Kayell]

Build another flesh golem out of the superior flesh. Tell Golem 1 to gather bone.

[V-Norrec]

Shape Iron into an anvil and forge using the power of MAGIC!  Have the golems gather a unit of wood.  Also give the golems praise for doing something right, hoping to reinforce the behavior.

[tomas1297]

Stack with retard skeleton and gather bone.

[IronyOwl]

Turn 4: Structure

Again! I must make my digger golems! They must be able to dig up and pile mud easily!

[2][4] You create worthless two-foot-long crab-ish things that are able to dig fairly well.
-1 Mud

I build a portal to the mortals' realm out of rock.
Sandfolk go in and bring me humans, dead or alive.

[5][6][5] You construct a magnificent twisting arch of rock, empower it to be constantly active, and link it to a poorly-defended region heavy in potential slaves. The only downside, aside from not being able to turn it off, is that you'll need to sacrifice an additional unit of material to stabilize it.
[2] Your minions fare considerably worse, being unable to locate anything of worth.
-1 Rocks
New Structure: Portal

(Force Gremlins into my hex using magic, while keeping intimidating)

[4] vs [5] The wily gremlins avoid capture.

Build another flesh golem out of the superior flesh. Tell Golem 1 to gather bone.

[2+1] You build a hideous centaur-like thing. It's not very impressive.
[2] Golem 1 once again fails to gather anything.
-1 Flesh+
Gain Centaur Golem.

Shape Iron into an anvil and forge using the power of MAGIC!  Have the golems gather a unit of wood.  Also give the golems praise for doing something right, hoping to reinforce the behavior.

[3] It's shoddy, but you have an anvil and forge.
[3-1] Your praise goes unheeded.
-1 Iron
New Structure: Shoddy Forge

Stack with retard skeleton and gather bone.

[2][4-1] Your skeleton slightly outperforms you. On the bright side, you now have some poor-quality bone.
+1 Bone-

Spoiler: The Warlord (tomas1297) (click to show/hide)

Minions:
Skeleton- (-1 penalty to resource collection)

Materials:
1 Bone-

Spoiler: Shuka (V-Norrec) (click to show/hide)

Minions:
1 Ice Golems- (-1 penalty to resource collection)

Structures:
Shoddy Forge

Materials:
1 Granite
1 Wood+

Spoiler: Drummer (HmH) (click to show/hide)

Minions
Sandfolk (-1 to resource collection, +1 to combat)

Structures:
Portal

Materials:
None

Spoiler: The Dread Lord Tim (quip) (click to show/hide)

Materials:
1 Mud

Spoiler: Hunger (Jay Kayell) (click to show/hide)

Minions:
Golem 1 (Magnitute 2 Flesh Golem)
Deformed Centaur Golem (-1 to any task involving movement)

Materials:
4 Flesh

Spoiler: Humaan (Humaan) (click to show/hide)

Materials:
1 Wood-

[V-Norrec]

You gave me an iron that I don't really have.  Also, does crafting items count as resource collection, just asking before I have my golems do anything involving a shoddy forge

Also, can the golems not gather wood and receive praise both in one turn?

[Humaan]

GAAHHHH!!!


FORCE GREMLINS INTO TILE WITH MAGIC, REMIND THEM THE COST OF TREACHERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IronyOwl]

You gave me an iron that I don't really have.

Oops, right you are.

Also, does crafting items count as resource collection, just asking before I have my golems do anything involving a shoddy forge

Crafting literal items generally wouldn't, but more processing-type jobs might.

Also, can the golems not gather wood and receive praise both in one turn?

That was their collection roll; the praise didn't actually do anything.

[V-Norrec]

I will gather iron, the ice golems will attempt to gather ice.

[HmH]

I gather one unit of rocks.
Sandfolk search for slaves again.

By the way, what era is it in the mortal world? Did human race invent chainsaws and nukes already, or are they still using crosses and holy water?

[Krath]

I desire to join this waiting list!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Dark Overlord Manslaughter

Appearance: A eight-foot tall suit of gritty steel armor covered in spikes, wielding a giant mace slung over his right shoulder. It is impossible to see inside the faceplate of his helmet. He speaks with a commanding and deep voice.

Abilities: Can manipulate any kind of metal, controlling it as he wishes. An enchanted shell of armor which is incredibly difficult to damage. Has natural charisma, giving him extraordinary leadership abilities. His manipulation of metal allows him to strengthen and repair his armor with any nearby metal.

Location: The Steel Citadel. A towering fortress made of pure steel colored black. The area surrounding it is a metal and mineral-rich plain.

[tomas1297]

 Make skeleton build a bone gathering building thing while I gather bone.

[quip]

Get my Mud Crabs and me to dig a trench around a small area of land, all collected mud is to be gathered on the area of land cut off by this moat.