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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75392 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Alas Poor Tarran, I Knew Him, Kaguro.
« Reply #885 on: June 06, 2011, 04:59:45 pm »

Wake up and kill that Troll
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Alas Poor Tarran, I Knew Him, Kaguro.
« Reply #886 on: June 08, 2011, 10:14:34 am »

Sorry. Was away.
Follow everyone else.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Turn~
« Reply #887 on: June 09, 2011, 02:40:06 pm »

KaguroDraven:
You break for the potato-barricade, [1] but Head Cook blocks the way!
He strikes out with a long fork, [6] skewering you [6+1-1] in the soft flesh of your left eye!
Oh god not in the eye! You reflexively swing your axe, [6] [5+1+3] beheading him with the legendary weapon!
Cook 1 screams and tries to hide behind the Elevator mechanisms. The way forward is how unguarded.

Rikishak his lost his left eye, permanent -1 to hit. Head Cook is dead. Cook 1 is cowering, will not attack.

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With the troll mostly dead, you feel relatively safe in approaching near enough to give it a good stab.
[3+1-1] He pulls away at the last moment, but you still [5-1] land a solid blow to his neck, adding another fountain of blue blood gushing out of the great beast's neck.
[1] It seems that that was the stab that made the camel bleed out, because he finally stops breathing.

Gump has regained the ability to stand.
Chifwun, Troll Chief and Hammerlord, has bled out.

HighEndNoob:
[2+1] You slowly regain consciousness, and oh dear God in Heaven what is that smell?
Oh, dead troll. That explains everything.

Hamal is conscious. Extreme pain has lessened.


oh well, chifwun has a good run.
maybe next time chifwun will be reborn as a Cheesemaker.
or an Architect. chifwun could make architecture resembling cheese.



UristMcDwarf BlastoiseWarlorf:
You wake, roused by the jangle of the guard's keys. It seems as though he's fallen asleep, and the keys are now within your reach...
It's McDwarf Urist time.



Megaman:
This group of rooms seems to have been explored to their full extent, so you trudge off in search of more things to smash.
You move through the elf's chamber, out the room with the assorted crossbow wielder's carcases, and turn right.
You find yourself in a large-ish room, predictably filled with goblins, mostly unarmored.


IronyOwl:
Outfitted in your new equipment, you follow the dwarf who follows the giant stone man.
As you exit your prison room, you come across large piles of rubble, and an elf corpse. There is a particularly shiny bow on the ground, but the group is moving and you don't want to be left behind.
You continue following, until you enter a square room, which contains six goblins.


Zrk2:
Rockman seems to know where he's going, so you follow him.
He leads you west, right into a bunch of goblins. Typical.

[5] Zrk2 is no longer feeling the effects of blood loss.

TolyK:
You stay with the group, adjusting your new armor.
The group stops at the entrance to a large room, and you realize that you've walked into a goblin ambush. Gogdamnit.
Four goblins are unarmored, and they all wield spears. Luckily, they haven't seemed to notice you behind the rest of the group.


JacenHanLovesLegos:
You follow after Zrk2 and the elf, with the kobold behind you. You come to a mid-sixed square room, filled with tables and chairs. Likely a dining room or meeting place.
Also, there are goblins. Not really surprising, considering where you are.


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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #888 on: June 09, 2011, 04:00:47 pm »

Figures. I'll have to snag that bow sometime...

In the meantime, go to town on those unarmored squishies.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #889 on: June 09, 2011, 05:30:37 pm »

heh heh heh, this is going to be a mess.

Shoot crossbow in the general direction of the green MEATBAGS and charge. SMASHY TIME
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #890 on: June 09, 2011, 05:38:07 pm »

Loot any dead bodies for items.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #891 on: June 09, 2011, 06:02:56 pm »

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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #892 on: June 09, 2011, 10:49:39 pm »

Kill Cook 1 violently, then try to put one of the head cook's eyes into my empty eye socket, remove old useless eye if nessicery
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #893 on: June 10, 2011, 10:32:58 am »

Try to fix up bleeding/ breathing/leg before helping HighEndNoob loot Chifwun (and any other corpses nearby?).
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #894 on: June 10, 2011, 03:07:35 pm »

Kill Cook 1 violently, then try to put one of the head cook's eyes into my empty eye socket, remove old useless eye if nessicery

Testing the Mohs Scale of Sci Fi Hardness in here?
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #895 on: June 10, 2011, 05:24:17 pm »

Kill Cook 1 violently, then try to put one of the head cook's eyes into my empty eye socket, remove old useless eye if nessicery

Testing the Mohs Scale of Sci Fi Hardness in here?

Kill them all.


Been reading quite a bit of TVtropes lately, yes?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #896 on: June 10, 2011, 05:31:03 pm »

That poll over in GD has got it stuck in my subconscious.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #897 on: June 10, 2011, 07:45:33 pm »

Kill Cook 1 violently, then try to put one of the head cook's eyes into my empty eye socket, remove old useless eye if nessicery

Testing the Mohs Scale of Sci Fi Hardness in here?
That and my guy is a kobold, not too bright usually, and thus even if this is inpossible in this RTD he would try becouse he's.....well stupid
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #898 on: June 12, 2011, 10:07:56 pm »

TolyK, Jacen, Urist?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Results of Combat Breakdown
« Reply #899 on: June 13, 2011, 09:44:12 am »

sprry, was away for a while  :-\
Stealthily stay at the back of the group, attack the goblins when they're busy with someone else.
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