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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[noah22223]

waitwuteditingcharnaokthxbai
Name: Aso
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Female
Weapon: War Axe

[TolyK]

i got a PM 
well, I dunno where I am.

Pick up stuff, attack baddies, etc. a.k.a. wait.

[FuzzyZergling]

Tarran:
You begin walking over the bridge to join the others, but slip and fall down into magma.
Well shit, that's inconvinient. Your body burns for a minute or two atop the sea before everything flammable has be vaporized.
Tarran, human Hammerman has died.

HighEndNoob:
[4] Your dreams are filled with images of dancing trolls and flaming skeletons.
[3-3] Hamal remains asleep.

quip:
You struggle away from the near dead troll, and attempt to make bandages of what's left of your prison garb.
[6-1] Although the fabric is frayed and torn, you manage to staunch the worst of the bloodflow, although you still feel light-headed.

KaguroDraven:
You [3] hop up fryingpanman's leg and climb up to his head, where [1] in a stunning show of idiocy he bashes himself in the face!
He knocks himself to the ground, and you hop off.
Head Cook does not look pleased.
Cook 2 unconscious.

Chifwun rises shakily to his feet, and takes a halfhearted stomp at Gump.
[4+2] [5+1-1] Of course, a halfhearted attack from a troll is like a superpowered strike from anything else, and Gump's left leg snaps!
Gump has a permanent -1 to dodge.

Megaman:
You [4] tear the puny copper shackles easily, releasing them.

IronyOwl and TolyK:
You retrieve various pieces of equipment from the room.
Scourge takes a scourge, shield, and armor, while Tolyk picks out an axe and some armor of his own.

JacenHanLovesLegos:
You decide that a scourge would come in handy, and stick one on your belt.
Trying to come up with ways to move deeper into the citadel, you remember that there is a passage leading west directly outside this bunch of rooms, as well as the other hallway leading south that you have yet to investigate.

Zrk2:
Hmph, elves.
You threaten the tree-lover to not pull anything funny, or you'll have a nice new pair of Elf Leather Gloves.
[5] It looks suitably horrified.

Spoiler: Temp Mods and Notes (click to show/hide)

TolyK, if you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Kaguro/Riki is in pain, bleeding.
HEN/Hamal is in extreme pain and unconscious, having trouble breathing. Unarmed and unarmored.
quip/Gump is suffering major blood loss, is in pain, and is having trouble breathing. Unable to stand.  -2 to dodge.

Chifwun is suffering from extreme blood loss, is faint from blood loss, and is in pain. Unarmed and on the ground, may pass out. -3 to damage.

Head Cook is unarmored.
Cook 1 has no modifiers.
Cook 2 is unconscious.

Jacen has no modifiers. 2 crossbows.
Zrk2 has blood loss, -1 dodge.
Rockman has no modifiers.
Scourge has no modifiers.
Tolyk has no modifiers.

[Tarran]

Wow, it took you 9 days to get me off?

Man, the waiting list is filled with people who aren't really on the forums anymore.

Just a note, did a quick research and Roy Greenhilt hasn't been on in 3 months. So he might be gone from the forums. In addition, BlastoiseWarlorf hasn't posted since a month ago (even though he was active a few days ago). Everyone else seems to still be active, however UristMcDwarf seems to have gaps in his posting (days, maybe more than a week) so he may slow this RTD down a lot if he's actually on that often and not just posting that often.

[Zrk2]

So, where should we go now?

[IronyOwl]

No idea. I'm staying nice and horrified behind you, however, so enjoy taking point.

[Megaman]

WEST! CALIFORNY OR BUST!
Stomp onward in the direction of the western path

[IronyOwl]

Go west, staying behind the dwarf if he's going that way also.

[Zrk2]

Go west, staying behind the dwarf if he's going that way also.

This works for me.

Follow them.

[KaguroDraven]

Continue running

[Draignean]

Wow, it took you 9 days to get me off?

Tarran, you literally came that close to making me sneeze coke across my computer.

Posting to watch, and because I always vote for flaming trolls.

[Tarran]

Tarran, you literally came that close to making me sneeze coke across my computer.

Darn, my plain failed...

PLAN B IS GO!

[SeriousConcentrate]

Wow, it took you 9 days to get me off?

Dammit, Tarran... *facepalm* You had to know how I would react to that...

[TolyK]

Go west, staying behind the dwarf if he's going that way also.

This works for me.

Follow them.

Follow them.

[Megaman]

Wow, it took you 9 days to get me off?

Dammit, Tarran... *facepalm* You had to know how I would react to that...

Wow, it took you 9 days to get me off?

Tarran, you literally came that close to making me sneeze coke across my computer.

Posting to watch, and because I always vote for flaming trolls.

Is there a joke I'm missing?