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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[HighEndNoob]

Shoot at the men while moving

[Megaman]

Swipe the green and bearded FLESHBAGS with my hand then shoot one with my Xbow

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Charge the humans and attempt to impale the closest one.

[Zrk2]

Try to find feeding pit.

[TolyK]

Find a troll answer 

(i.e. this is still entertaining)

[quip]

Find a troll answer 

(i.e. this is still entertaining)

I'm still looking for the troll answer.

[FuzzyZergling]

SeriousConcentrate:
You back up, and [2] charge forward intending to bash the door wide open!
A step away from collision, the door opens inwardly, [6-2-1] [1+4] and your gut is cleaved through!
There was something.
It is not permitted to be here.
I shall not allow it to intrude into this Holy place of Nolsmu.
Your innards spill through the wound, and a copious amount of blood follows, but before you lose consciousness you catch a glimpse of your attacker.
Dwarven, clad in blue metal, with an axe of the same. Mohaw k, and be ard... Blin dfo lded...
Yes, always best to check. Just in case.
The priest of Nolsmu waves a hand over the door, and the crumpled metal smoothes itself out as though nothing had happened.
Gottric, human hammerman, has been struck down.

quip:
The others seem to be occupying the humans just fine, so you check the other two doors.
[4] [6] The wooden door to the left is also occupied by beakdogs, but the one to the right is empty. There is a simple lock which you cleave off with your halberd, and the door swings open.

Tarran:
You grab the spear, [1] but fail to hold on as the spearman pulls it away!
You [6+1] give him a solid blow to [4+1+2] the face, and has head caves in. He falls to the ground, dead.
Spearman has died.

KaguroDraven:
You see Gump open a wooden door and, concluding that that exit will probably be less human-covered, rush through.
The beakdog pen's floor is straw covered, like a chicken hut. There are several holes in the walls, which are leaking water. The water is draining down through grates, cleaning the ground of blood and waste. The holes are more than big enough to permit a kobold like yourself, and you estimate that id you enter them the water would only make it to your chest.

HighEndNoob:
You continue to fire at the humans, [1+1] [2+1] but they roll away and behind the door! [6-1] You get lucky, and a bolt guides itself deep into one man's stomach!
Halberdier 1 feels sick, and is in pain.

MetalSlimeHunt:
You charge through the doorway at the downed men, [4+2] [3+1] stabbing one through the chest before he can get to his feet!
He sweeps his legs, [6-1] but you jump over them!
Halberdier 2 is having trouble breathing, and is suffering blood loss (-1 to hit).

The man stands shakily, clutching his gut with one hand, and swipes at Metal!
[3+1] He's occupied with his own opponent, [1] but fortunately the man's one-handed strike doesn't have the force to cause much more than a deep scratch!
MetalSlimeHunt is bleeding.

JacenHanLovesLegos and Zrk2:
Zrk2 and Jacen continue back to the point where Jacen left Rockman.
When they arrive they find that the golem has broken down the door, and skewered a dwarf. There are three goblins as well, but they're just standing (actually one is lying) there, staring at him. He must have made a good entrance.

Megaman:
You sweep your huge fist, [2+1] hitting one goblin [1+1-1] and knocking it over!
You then take aim with your crossbow, [3+1-1] [4+2-1] impaling the dwarf and knocking it back several feet!
Crossgoblin 1 is on the ground, Marksdwarf is in severe pain and bleeding. [4] Marksdwarf remains conscious. Crossgoblin 2, 3, and marksdwarf are no longer stunned.

Spoiler: Temp Mods and Notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has no modifiers.
Tarran is in pain.
HEN/Hamal has no armor.
MSH has no armor, is bleeding.
quip/Gump has no modifiers.

Jacen has no modifiers.
Zrk2 has no modifiers.
Rockman has no modifiers.

Halberdier 1 feels sick, and is in pain.
Halberdier 2 is having trouble breathing, and is suffering blood loss (-1 to hit). On the ground.

Crossgoblin 1 is stunned. On the ground.
Crossgoblin 2 has no modifiers.
Crossgoblin 3 has no modifiers.
Marksdwarf is in severe pain and bleeding.

Serious, you just met a demonic religion's high priest. For about three seconds.

[SeriousConcentrate]

^^ Figured as much. I gotta make a character for the RTD Wars but when I get done with that I'll edit this post with a new one for the waitlist.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Uttlerly lose my shit and jump at the man who injured me, trying to tear his throat out with my teeth.

[Megaman]

Dear Mr.Concentrate...

Oh yeah, myself, err,
Swipe the remaining two green skinned MEATBAGS(again)

[KaguroDraven]

Go through the holes to escape.

[Tarran]

Play golf with Halberdier 1's head.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Play golf with Halberdier 1's head.

Are you sure its a good idea to play golf with the head of someone your teammate is jumping at?

[SeriousConcentrate]

Sure is. ^^ Anyway...

Name: Ryncheet
Race: Kobold
Gender: Male
Armaments: Bow

[Tarran]

Play golf with Halberdier 1's head.

Are you sure its a good idea to play golf with the head of someone your teammate is jumping at?

I'm pretty sure you're jumping at number 2.