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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75071 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #540 on: February 14, 2011, 10:34:32 pm »
Try to shove him over the edge of the elevator shaft, along the force of anyone else who tries to help.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #541 on: February 14, 2011, 10:36:06 pm »
Smack Demnas in the crotch with my hammer. Aim to break his Pelvis.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #542 on: February 14, 2011, 11:13:41 pm »
"No!" Not the elf! Why did we have to lose both Urist and the elf? That's it! I'm turning the axelord into paste!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #543 on: February 15, 2011, 11:13:23 am »
RRRRAAAAAEEEEGGGGGG! Pin that old goblin down!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #544 on: February 19, 2011, 12:22:07 pm »
HighEndNoob?
You there, buddy?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #545 on: February 20, 2011, 11:56:26 pm »
Name: Urist McBloodRaiser
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Weapon: War Hammer

+1 to damage and dodge, -1 to dodge, +1 to armored enemies.
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Must scream Blood For the Blood God before a kill.

Also, I dare you to have this badass DIG into the citadel. It would be glorious
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #546 on: February 21, 2011, 03:01:40 am »
Quote from: BlastoiseWarlorf on February 20, 2011, 11:56:26 pm
Name: Urist McBloodRaiser
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Weapon: War Hammer

+1 to damage and dodge, -1 to dodge, +1 to armored enemies.
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Must scream Blood For the Blood God before a kill.

Also, I dare you to have this badass DIG into the citadel. It would be glorious
With a War hammer? Physics says no, awesome says... YES!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #547 on: February 21, 2011, 09:22:12 am »
Would it be ok if I asked to change my dwarf with a warhammer into a human with a crossbow?
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
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So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #548 on: February 21, 2011, 11:30:34 am »
Quote from: BlastoiseWarlorf on February 20, 2011, 11:56:26 pm
Name: Urist McBloodRaiser
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Weapon: War Hammer

+1 to damage and dodge, -1 to dodge, +1 to armored enemies.
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Must scream Blood For the Blood God before a kill.

Also, I dare you to have this badass DIG into the citadel. It would be glorious
Waiting list'd!
Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on February 21, 2011, 09:22:12 am
Would it be ok if I asked to change my dwarf with a warhammer into a human with a crossbow?
Sure.

Damn it HEN, I know you're there, your profile says "online"!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #549 on: February 21, 2011, 11:42:50 am »
Dr. HighEndNoooooobbbbbbbbb......

I realize this moment may not be the most convienient for a....heart to heart, but I had to wait untill your...."GM", heh, was otherwise....occupied.....

Hmmm....There was a time when he cared nothing for Trolls on Fire, when his only experience of RTD was a....six-sided dice rolling at him across a steel table....

When I....joined....this RTD, I acted in the face of....objections that I was inexperienced, and would be of no practical use to anyone...

I have learned to ignore such naysayers when....quelling them, hmm....was out of the question.

Still, I am not one to "squander" my investments, and I remain confident that this game is worth far more than the initial....appraisal.

That is why I must now....extract... from you some small payment owed for your own survival thus far....

Take your turn, HighEndNoob. And when you see your...."zergling", relay these words: Prepare, for unforseen trolls.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2011, 11:46:44 am by MetalSlimeHunt »
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #550 on: February 21, 2011, 12:28:28 pm »
Opps, sorry.
"Yes! I hate elfs! But he was on our side.......whatever."
Try to fire at the Goblin's arm to get him to fail the grappiling.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #551 on: February 21, 2011, 01:33:26 pm »
KaguroDraven:
You charge, jumping over Gottric's legs to reach the Axelord!
[1+1] You swing your axe, but your momentum carries you past the goblin, and you miss!

MetalSlimeHunt:
You reach out and grab the goblin's forearm, wrenching him away from the wall!
You charge at him, [2] [vs] [2] pushing him towards the now opened elevator shaft!
He breaks your grip, but you've succeeded in moving the fight away from the wall and near the shaft.

Tarran:
You aim low with your hammer, [2+1] striking him in the hip!
[5+2-1-1] The shot breaks his pelvis, and he crumples to the ground!
Demnas is on the ground. Is in extreme pain. Has lost the ability to stand.

As the Axelord falls, the momentum from the hammer strike pushes him backwards.
The ground drops away, and he plummets downward.
By this time, the elevator has reached the bottom of its decent, nearly a hundred and fifty meters below the ground floor of Festerguts.
The last thought of the Axelord before he impacts is of his axe, Dwarrowcutter.
Oh, how he wants to hold that axe again...

Demnas, Goblin Axelord, has been struck down.

JacenHanLovesLegos, Zrk2, and Megaman:
You have travelled long and hard to reach this wretched hive of darkness, and finally it is within sight.
You approach from the east, and in front of you is the entrance.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lord Struck Down, New Blood
« Reply #552 on: February 21, 2011, 01:48:43 pm »
Now that the Mass-murderer of team-mates is dead, go to the elevator..
« Last Edit: February 21, 2011, 03:35:55 pm by HighEndNoob »
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lord Struck Down, New Blood
« Reply #553 on: February 21, 2011, 01:51:22 pm »
Look for shinies to take back home
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I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lord Struck Down, New Blood
« Reply #554 on: February 21, 2011, 01:53:17 pm »
Get on one of the elevators and prepare to descend into the Underground.
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