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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75600 times)

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Death of a Dwarf, a Legend is Claimed
« Reply #525 on: February 11, 2011, 02:15:42 am »

RRAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEE DDDDECAPPPITTTATTTTIOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Death of a Dwarf, a Legend is Claimed
« Reply #526 on: February 11, 2011, 07:41:39 am »

Looks like Krath...

*puts on sunglasses*

...rode the short bus out of here.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Death of a Dwarf, a Legend is Claimed
« Reply #527 on: February 11, 2011, 09:15:18 am »

Attack the axelord with my shiny new axe!
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I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Death of a Dwarf, a Legend is Claimed
« Reply #528 on: February 11, 2011, 10:43:18 am »

GET UP AND KILL THAT OLD GOBLIN! FOR URRRRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Death of a Dwarf, a Legend is Claimed
« Reply #529 on: February 11, 2011, 06:08:15 pm »

NO!!!!! URIST!!!!! GO Rapid-fire at the weapon-lord in rage.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Death of a Dwarf, a Legend is Claimed
« Reply #530 on: February 12, 2011, 11:43:22 pm »

SeriousConcentrate:
You're not losing another friend!
You strike at his leg with your hammer, [1+1-2] but slip on the coating of blood on the ground!

Tarran:
You feel rage course through your veins, and lash out!
[2+1+1-2] The Axelord bends away from your blow, and strikes back!
[2-2-1] His weak fist scuffs your armor, doing no damage!

[5] Demnas is no longer stunned.
MetalSlimeHunt:
You raise your halberd, and bring it down with a mighty battlecry!
[6+2-2] He takes the blow right to the [1-3] head! Unfortunately, in your rage you hit him with the flat of the blade!

Demnas is stunned, again.
KaguroDraven:
The goblin seems to be attacking your elf pet. Well, that won't do at all!
[6+1+1-2] Your new axe light in your hands, you easily [5+3+1-3-1] slice through the armor on his waist!

Demnas is experiencing heavy blood loss, -2 to dodge.
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You stand, readying your halberd, and charge!
[4+1-1] Crying the name of your dwarven companion, you [4-3] stab him in the chest, worsening the wound made by Metal!

Demnas is choking, will die in 5 turns.
HighEndNoob:
You load and fire, load and fire, your body going through the motions as your mind sits numb to the pain.
[5+1] [5+1] [3+1] Three bolts hit their mark, [1+1-3] [3+1-3] [4-3] two sinking into the goblin's back, while the other is deflected off his armor!

kilakan:
Struggling, you attempt to escape the Axelord's hold!
[4+3-2] With your friends attacking him, you manage to lift his foot, throwing him to the ground!
[5] he rolls away between Gump and Rikishak, righting himself!


Damn kobold. He can't use that axe, he hasn't earned the right! I pried that axe from the dead hands of my enemy, and that little bastard just stole it!
And now I can't breath. Damnit, that midget said nothing could get through this armor!
I'm too old for this, maybe I should have quit when I lost to the Chief...
Hell no! This is a warriors battle, I won't lose!

The Axelord feigns a hit toward Gump, but then flips sideways and grabs Rikishak by the arm!
[4+1-1] he lifts the kobold, and throws him towards Hamal!
[5] [1] Rikishak hits the human full in the chest, but keeps hold of his axe!

Hamal is winded. Hamal and Rikishak are stunned.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts of Death from a Goblin
« Reply #531 on: February 13, 2011, 12:08:31 am »

I like the Axe-lord's thoughts.
(3 ones in a row, and 1 gets deflected?)
DUMB GOBLIN! Shoot him in the shoulder's.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts of Death from a Goblin
« Reply #532 on: February 13, 2011, 12:13:07 am »

(3 ones in a row, and 1 gets deflected?)
That's actually 2 ones and a zero. I go from 0-7.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts of Death from a Goblin
« Reply #533 on: February 13, 2011, 01:16:49 am »

Thrust the top of my hammer into the goblin's chest as hard as I can and push him into the wall.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts of Death from a Goblin
« Reply #534 on: February 13, 2011, 01:57:04 am »

Nothing wrong with giving NPCs personality.

It looks like the rest of the group has this axelord handled, but there's no reason to stop fighting yet. I'll join Tarran's attempt to smash him into the wall.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts of Death from a Goblin
« Reply #535 on: February 13, 2011, 02:20:46 am »

Slaughter that old goblin! Let none claim I don't murder old goblins for not noticing me trying to flirt with them!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts of Death from a Goblin
« Reply #536 on: February 13, 2011, 08:14:19 am »

Try to impale the Weaponlord after Tarran's attack, and throw him down the elevator shaft.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts of Death from a Goblin
« Reply #537 on: February 13, 2011, 08:17:30 am »

I like the goblin's thoughts.
Back off and try to clear my head after being thrown.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts of Death from a Goblin
« Reply #538 on: February 14, 2011, 10:24:45 pm »

HighEndNoob:
You fire again, [2+1+1-1] but you're still unsteady from the kolbold-beating! Your bolt hits his legs, [2-1-3] doing no significant damage!
Shaking your head, your vision clears [5] and you regain your breath.

Hamal is no longer stunned or winded.
Tarran:
You charge, blood pumping in the heat of battle!
[6+1+1] He takes the hammer to the gut, and you [6+2+1-3] continue to push, bashing him the full length of the room into the eastern wall!
His armor gives out, the copper plates detaching and falling to the ground as he coughs up a torrent of blood!

Demnas has lost his Special Armor Bonus (he is still considered armored), stun time increased.
SeriousConcentrate:
Seeing Tarran's spectacular blow, you go in for the killing blow!
[3+1] Leaping towards the Axelord, you aim for his head and bring your hammer down with full force!
[6-1-1-1] Looking up to what you expect to be a pile of goblin paste, you instead see you have missed, striking his shoulder!
Damn you, depth perception!
The goblin counterattacks, [5+1-1] Kicking your left leg out from underneath you!

Gottric is on the ground. Demnas has a dislocated shoulder (-1 to hit with right arm).
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You strike out with your halberd, [3+1-1-1] but he deftly turns it away by slapping the flat of the head!
MetalSlimeHunt:
Moving swiftly, you move off to the left and strike out!
[3+2+1] You hit him in his now-exposed chest, [1-1] but the wall of fighters prevents you from getting close enough to exploit your strength, and it only punctures the skin by a few millimeters!

KaguroDraven:
That old rot threw you! How dare he, how can he not know your greatness?
You attempt to keep the room from spinning, and in time it steadies.
You notice your elf tugging at something jammed in a few gears. Whatever, you're sure it'll be fine.

Rikishak is no longer stunned.
kilakan:
Goblins, how you hate goblins!
Standing, you look around for your spear, and see it off nearer the centre of the room.
It seems to be caught between two gears, no doubt part of the moving platform taking up much of the space in here.
You pull at it, [1] and it comes out easily. Now to get back and kill that gob- "Ahhhhhhhhhh...
The second platform, held at its highest point by the stopped gear, falls down to its proper place taking you with it. Unfortunately, this is several dozen meters.
You can feel the blood pooling around your head, but you can't feel anything else. The constant pain since the troll stomping has been replaced by a numb void. You feel strangely at ease, even though you know death will claim you here, on this slowly decending platform.

Let me go then, to be one with the forest...

Kilakan, elf, has been struck down.

Damnit, my armor..!
Shit. Troll shit. I won't be ended by these children.
Not here, not in my own home!

The Axelord grabs the tip of Metal's halberd, [2] [vs] [5] failing to tear it away but managing to force him into a battle for possession!

Demnas and Metal are grappling for the Iron Halberd. Demnas is no longer stunned.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Thoughts Before Death from an Elf
« Reply #539 on: February 14, 2011, 10:32:55 pm »

My pet elf! I had more plans involveing scareing it useing potatos!
Charge the goblin
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Because I can"-WolfTengu
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